Charmed
Charmed

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Ms. Hellfire

Bane’s office. A big clock shows that it’s three minutes until midnight. Barabas threatens to kill Bane if Prue doesn’t return soon. Prue struts in, wearing that ridiculous Cruella DeVille coat over her black bra again. The docile Ps (natch) follow. Barabas orders Bane to shoot the Halliwells. Piper freezes them. Phoebe scopes Antonio Sabato, Jr. out, and is "beginning to see [Prue’s] attraction to the dark side." Prue: "It wasn’t just his dark side I was attracted to [sic]." Huh? Phoebe starts feeling Bane’s biceps up. Personal gain, much? Prue asks Piper to just unfreeze Bane. Phoebe takes away his, ahem, gun and Bane comes to. Bane: "What’s going on?" Prue: "Witchcraft at its best." Bane: "Y’all rented The Craft?" Actually, Bane just tries to run, and Prue throws him against the wall. Barabas comes unfrozen and the clock strikes midnight. He spins around and disappears in faux F/X flames. Phoebe: "I never get tired of kicking his butt." Perhaps that’s because you didn’t kick his butt, babe. Piper and Phoebe hug for some reason. Prue struts over to Bane and blathers about this experience giving him "something to think about in jail." What the? Jail? As if! Prue’s the only one who killed anyone this episode. Nonetheless, Bane says "that’s not the only thing [he’ll] think about." Word. I’m sure Bane and his cellmates will laugh about his descriptions of La Femme Brinda’s outfits for the duration of his sentence. Prue, with her bitch on as if she hadn’t been vamping him the whole episode: "Is that a threat?" Bane: "That’s a compliment." Whatever!

Halliwell Manor. The next morning. In a burst of energy to rival Ms. Hellfire’s slaying of nine witches in eight hours, Dan and his crew have replaced all of the broken stained-glass windows in one night.

Charmed

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