Phoebe and Piper are wiping down said windows. Phoebe asks Piper if shes going to shack up with Dan. Piper says that shes tempted. Phoebe says she wants Pipers room if she leaves. Piper declares that shes staying at Halliwell Manor. Phoebe is pleased. She baby voices, "Ooo good, becauth oo hafta be wif yowah thithtas jus a widdle wile longa!" Piper blathers about having to "think some things out" before she can move in with Dan. She asks if Pheebs is happy about this. Phoebe says shes "duh-lee-wee-us" and jumps on Pipers lap to be coddled and burped. Prue struts into the sunroom in a sedate beige print wrap dress. She expositions on the cell phone with Darryl about giving M. Steadwell some of Ms. Hellfires jewelry to pay for her store that was destroyed in the explosion. She protests that the jewelry "is not hot" and hangs up the phone, although it really is "hot" BECAUSE SHE KILLED MS. HELLFIRE AND STOLE IT. Phoebe asks what else Prue got from Ms. Hellfire. Prue blathers about jewelry from Bane and paintings by Dali and Hockney. Piper, to her credit, reminds Prue that she cant keep all of the stuff. Prue says she has an idea about what she can do with it -- save her job. She provides the Lesson of the Day about what she learned by becoming Ms. Hellfire: She needs to "change her routine, shake things up a bit." This makes the docile Ps laugh. Hmm, I for one think that Prue should shake her things a little less. The doorbell rings. I almost fall off my chair because PRUE ANSWERS IT while Pipers still pinned down nursing Baby Phoebe before naptime. Its Jack in an ugly black pleather blazer, bitching about Prue abandoning the auction house project. What does Prue have to say for herself? Prue brags about a $275,000 market value estate donation she acquired, not mentioning how SHE MURDERED SOMEONE TO GET IT. She adds that the donor stipulated that all proceeds go to the "Stop the Violence" foundation, so I guess that makes it all right in Prues moral universe. Jack is pleased. He says "he never doubted her for a moment." Prue calls him "a liar." They smirk at each other. Okay, heres badinage. Three states over, well, thats where these two are. Prue takes Jack out to celebrate. The Flute of Whimsical Denouement warbles.
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