Camp Skylark. School buses pull up and moppets are unloaded. It seems a lot of parents are sending their offspring to this abandoned, unsupervised rural retreat of watery death in the middle of the school year. The Not! Ness Monster stalks them from the water-logged camera POV in the lake.

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