1920s Halliwell Manor. Upstairs hallway. The Pre-hard Ps stalk Pre-Phoebe. Phoebe runs downstairs, still muttering the spell mantra. She runs smack into Anton, and I do mean "smack" because the lip mics are set on eleven again. But this time she resists his sloppy kisses. Anton gets turned on by this and remarks that she's "too good too be true." Ah, irony. Phoebe thanks him for "reminding" her. She kick-boxes him in the face, exclaiming her best Miss Piggy "HIIIIII-YAAAAAHHH!!!" He falls back into the parlor and collapses on a pool table. The pre-hard Ps come up behind Pre-Phoebe and put the cord around her neck. Ruh roh!
Present Halliwell Manor. Leo and the hard Ps enter the foyer. Piper thinks that maybe the evil ones aren't there. Prue assures her sister that they are. Cut to Anton and Evil Phoebe in the sunroom, holding hands. EP greets her "cousins -- or is it sisters now?" Prue throws telekinetic attitude at them, but all it does is make EP's amulet glow. Leo thinks that the necklace is protecting both of them. Evil Phoebe and Anton walk over to the threesome. EP tells Piper it's her "turn to die this time" and throws a fireball at her. Piper freezes it and ducks behind a sofa, along with Prue and Leo. They process about getting the amulet off of EP. Piper wonders how. The fireball unfreezes and strikes the side of an antique armoire. Considering the damage their furniture takes in most every episode, the Halliwells might want to re-decorate with bridge tables and deck chairs. Piper gets her bitch on and stands up.
1920s Halliwell Manor. Pre-Pheebs stuggles with the Pre-hard Ps while chanting the return spell.
Present Halliwell Manor. Anton and Evil Phoebe walk up to where the Ps and Leo are hiding. HEY, NO FAIR! During the edit, the sisters and Leo re-positioned themselves to foil the bad guys. I mutter a string of Annie Wilkes-ish "cocky doody" epithets. Anton lets go of Evil Phoebe's hand. Piper gets EP's attention. Leo, suddenly behind the couple, yells, "Behind ya!" at Anton and he whirls around. EP sees Prue jump up from behind the couch, and throws a fireball at the hard Ps. Prue re-directs it so it hits Anton. He burst into flames and disappears. Evil Phoebe gapes. Piper knocks her to the floor, saying, "Sorry, Pheebs." Leo tells them to get the amulet. Prue takes it off of her.
1920s Halliwell Manor. Phoebe gasps out the return spell. Tinkling music plays. She passes out as the pre-hard Ps tighten the cord around her neck.