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Charmed

Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
8-22 Recap	Forever CANCELLED! Forever Charmed - Stick a fork in it. It's done.	2006.05.21 2006.05.26	B-	Demian
8-21 Recap	Kill Bimbo: Vol. 2 Kill Billie: Vol. 2 - In which the Manor dies a horrible death, rather than the titular Retard. Though, you know, they certainly won't be needing those sets again any time soon, because CANCELLED!	2006.05.14 2006.05.20	C+	Demian
8-20 Recap	Frankly, You Morons, I Don't Give A Rat's Ass Gone With The Witches - Because you and your Maggot Necks and your leprechauns and your Nefarious Demonic Plots For Retard Domination and your Ugly Rufus Wainwrights and your goddamned zombie fairy princesses and your goddamned zombie Triads have been CANCELLED!	2006.05.07 2006.05.12	N/A	Demian
8-19 Recap	The Three Stigmata Of Chrissssty Retard The Jung And The Restless - Ssssecretly Evil Chrissssty hurls the Manor Morons onto a dream plane, then sends her maggoty-necked retard of a sister after them to prove to the latter just how selfish the Glamorous Ladies really are. The bad news? It works. The good news? CANCELLED!	2006.04.30 2006.05.05	N/A	Demian
8-18 Recap	The Short And Unhappy Marriage Of Raige Matthews-Mitchell The Torn Identity - Two weeks after tripping down the aisle with Darling Henry, Raige has capital-I Issues with the union that send her reeling into the arms of Stoop -- but not for any of the many, many reasons you or I would go reeling into Victor Webster's arms, because stuff like that only happens on other television shows. You know, ones that haven't been CANCELLED!	2006.04.23 2006.04.28	C-	Demian
8-17 Recap	Li'l Orphan Retard Generation Hex - Candor hires a couple of unvanquishable demonic freelancers to off Ma and Pa Retard, thereby earning for himself The Wrath Of Chrissssty. Meanwhile, Raige and Piper have no real subplot to speak of, while Stoop and the Feebs bungle their way through her monstrous dating history so she might learn to love again -- for the ninety-third time since this series began. CANCELLED!	2006.04.16 2006.04.21	N/A	Demian
8-16 Recap	Engaged And Confused Engaged And Confused - Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and every day George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. Sadly, Raige Matthews is no Martha Washington.	2006.02.26 2006.03.03	C+	Demian
8-15 Recap	We Don't Need No Water, Let The Bimbo Retard Burn! The Last Temptation Of Christy - And the Trademark Without Pity goes to the lovely and talented The Done One for the delightful lyric above that so succinctly captures audience reaction to Maggot Neck's too-close encounter with her sister's primary power this evening. Pity Raige and Phoebe had to intervene, isn't it?	2006.02.19 2006.02.24	N/A	Demian
8-14 Recap	Zodiac Killers 12 Angry Zen - And by the above, I refer not to this evening's dark demonic forces sent from the flaming maw of Hell, but rather to the typewriting crackmonkeys responsible for this evening's choppy, sloppy, nonsensical, poorly thought out, and disjointed piece of crap. Will no one ever cancel this show? Woe unto us, Les Moonves!	2006.02.12 2006.02.17	F	Demian
8-13 Recap	The Freaky Importance of Scrying Hard for the Power of Three Non-Blondes Repo Manor - And the Trademark Without Pity goes to The Done One, with a crucial assist from Solidify, for that rather succinct encapsulation of the previous episodes the typewriting crackmonkeys tossed into a blender to come up with tonight's script. Guess what? It wasn't as bad as anyone expected it to be. Guess why? Minimal Retard, and when she was on screen, she was getting her oddly proportioned ass handed to her by The Dark Demonic Ps. It's fun for the whole family!	2006.01.22 2006.01.27	C	Demian
8-12 Recap	Revenge of the Retard Payback's A Witch - Every time a fan barfs, a Whitelighter gets her hands! In related news, Raige loooooves Henry.	2006.01.15 2006.01.20	C-	Keckler
8-11 Recap	Retard Family Values Mr. & Mrs. Witch - This week, the Manor Morons deal with the Retard's assassinating parents and learn that corporate America is evil. It's taken them eight years to realize that?	2006.01.08 2006.01.13	N/A	Keckler
8-10 Recap	Dolt, Be Not Proud Vaya Con Leos - Because you're going to spend eternity as a massive, gargoyle-faced ice pop, you poor bastard. Damn you, Kern!	2005.11.27 2005.12.02	C	Demian
8-9 Recap	Piper Halliwell, Ph.D Hulkus Pocus - Piper deploys her mad molecular biology skillz to concoct an antidote for a virus that's been ripping through the magical community. Of course, she does this in all of three seconds and off-screen, because this show sucks. Jesus.	2005.11.20 2005.11.25	C-	Demian
8-8 Recap	It's Absurd! It's A Bane! It's Supertard! Battle Of The Hexes - Tonight, the typewriting crackmonkeys rehash the primary plot of "Witches In Tights" for The Retarded Bimbo's benefit, and what I said three years ago about that episode holds true for this one as well: Next time, toss Julian McMahon into the spandex. Then maybe I'll pay attention. This stupid, stupid show.	2005.11.13 2005.11.18	F	Demian
8-7 Recap	The One Where Demian Loses His Mind. Again. The Lost Picture Show - Believe it or not, the latest all-but-crippling bout of insanity has nothing to do with the Glamorous Idiots, The Retarded Bimbo, the return of Raige's natural father, or the indifferently scripted piece of garbage the typewriting crackmonkeys are calling an episode this evening. This time, it's all about The Krause.	2005.11.06 2005.11.11	F	Demian
8-6 Recap	The Phantom Of The Maggot Neck Is Here Kill Billie: Vol. 1 - For all of about a half an hour, until The Retarded Bimbo vanquishes his embarrassingly clad ass. They're never, ever going to cancel this garbage, are they?	2005.10.30 2005.11.04	N/A	Demian
8-5 Recap	Rebitched Rewitched - Hey, if they can repurpose old titles for the episodes, I can do the same for the recaps, right? The Manor Morons cast off their glamours to rejoin society as Capital-H Heroes for the Department of Homeland Security. No, I'm not kidding with that. And I'm also not kidding when I assure you that this one wasn't nearly as wretched as the last three or fo-- oh, the hell with it: This one was pretty crappy, too. "Hero"? In the so-called War On Terror? Phoebe? I want to die.	2005.10.23 2005.10.28	C-	Demian
8-4 Recap	Desperate Crackmonkeys Desperate Housewitches - The production's drastically reduced eighth-season budget has forced Brad Kern to yank all the party rock from his highly trained typewriting crackmonkeys' fun pipes. In the throes of severe withdrawal, they came up with this crap. Hey, do you have a better explanation?	2005.10.16 2005.10.21	F	Demian
8-3 Recap	Caged! Run, Piper, Run - Will Piper come out a woman or a wildcat? That's the question on everyone's mind when Piper ends up in the slammer for a crime she didn't...oh, who am I trying to kid? That question is on no one's mind, because no one cares about this stupid show anymore.	2005.10.09 2005.10.14	N/A	Demian
8-2 Recap	Down The Bimbo-Hole Malice In Wonderland - Twinkle, twinkle, Cooter Tat! How I wonder where you're at! Just above her cooch you fly! I shove daggers in my eyes! Twinkle, twinkle, Cooter Tat! How I wonder where you're...oh, screw it. Off with their heads!	2005.10.02 2005.10.07	F	Demian
8-1 Recap	Still Charmed And Sucking Still Charmed & Kicking - Everything you expected it to be, and much, much less. The glamoured Glamorous Idiots get shunted aside so the evil Brad Kern can sling a 19-year-old retarded bimbo into bondage gear and parade her across the screen. It's too depressing for words.	2005.09.25 2005.09.30	N/A	Demian
7-22 Recap	And Something Bitchy This Way Goes Something Wicca This Way Goes - For all of three and a half months, until it returns for a goddamned eighth season to inflict its seemingly neverending reign of bad writing and worse fashion sense upon the earth for at least another year. There is no justice in this world.	2005.05.22 2005.05.27	F	Demian
7-21 Recap	Tim Whoooooo? Inspector Whaaaaaa? Death Becomes Them - That title's much funnier when you pretend you're Edna Garrett while you're reading it out loud. Trust me. Zankou slaughters, then zombifies a bunch of people near and dear to the Glamorous Ladies' hearts in order to weaken them to the point where he can snatch the Book of Shadows out of the nonexistent attic. Problem is, we've never seen any of these meat puppets before, ever, so please remind me: Why should we care?	2005.05.15 2005.05.20	B-	Demian
7-20 Recap	Jesus Is Just Alright With Me Imaginary Fiends - Mainly because they turned Mangy Jesus into Junior Dolt for this episode. Yes, the Glamorous Ladies manage to drag Mangy Jesus into the past from 2028. Ask me if I care. Go on. Ask.	2005.05.08 2005.05.13	F	Demian
7-19 Recap	"Your Phoebe's So Ugly..." Freaky Phoebe - "...instead of putting the bungee cord on her ankle, they wrap it around her neck." If only. The Manor Morons battle a differently beautied dark demonic force who just wants to be loved. Is that so wrong?	2005.04.31 2005.05.06	C-	Demian
7-18 Recap	Suddenly Katya! Little Box Of Horrors - Is torturing coeds! Suddenly coeds! Cringe in despair! Suddenly Katya is here to provide us with brisk condescension -- Katya's our friend! Until stupid Raige vanquishes her. Annoying!	2005.04.24 2005.04.29	B-	Demian
7-17 Recap	Welcome To The Dolthouse Scry Hard - An nefarious demonic attack leaves the Dolt with a gaping hole in his back fat, so the Psycho decides to trap both of his parents in a Manor-replica dollhouse up in the attic. Because he wants his father to bleed to death. And you still think that little freak is cute?	2005.04.17 2005.04.22	B-	Demian
7-16 Recap	This/Sucks The Seven Year Witch - And not even Julian McMahon's return to Charmed after two years on the far-superior Nip/Tuck can save it. No demons. No innocents. No Glamorous Lady in any real peril. No spells or potions or Gay Chris, either Tiny or Big. Just the Dolt, on an hour-long walkabout in the West Texas wilderness. I hate life.	2005.04.10 2005.04.15	F	Demian
7-15 Recap	And The Band Played On Show Ghouls - Until they were all immolated in a horrific nightclub fire. And then they played some more, until they were immolated in another horrific nightclub fire, because the stupid band's caught in a stupid time loop. Morons.	2005.02.20 2005.02.25	C	Demian
7-14 Recap	Zane's World Carpe Demon - Rejected alternate titles for this episode include The Zane Of Their Existence, Zane And The Art Of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Zane Mutiny, and The Legend Of Billy's Jeans. Billy Zane zooms into town, and Phoebe's panties may never be dry again. Damn you, Zane!	2005.02.13 2005.02.18	B-	Demian
7-13 Recap	Is That All There Is To Utopia? Is That All There Is? Charmageddon - This episode gets off to a start as rotten as I'm Not Candy's teeth, but they somehow manage to pull it together long enough in the second half to make this one of the best in a very long time. And in the end, Utopia's been reversed, the Avatars are gone for good, and Brody's a Whitelighter. Yeah, I know. That last bit does suck big bags of crap, doesn't it?	2005.01.30 2005.02.04	A-	Demian
7-12 Recap	Something Better Change Extreme Makeover: World Edition - And apparently what did change was the quality of the writing, the quality of the performances, and the quality of the special effects. They hit this one out of the park. No, I'm serious. Shockingly good.	2005.01.23 2005.01.28	A-	Demian
7-11 Recap	Secretly INSANE Brody And The Warehouse Of Doom Ordinary Witches - Raige drags her latest slampiece into the past to relive the single worst afternoon of his life, in all its gory detail. I think she likes him.	2005.01.16 2005.01.16	C	Demian
7-10 Recap	Witless Protection Witchness Protection - The Glamorous Ladies try and fail to protect Charisma Carpenter from Oded Fehr's evil bee hands. Yawn. Wake me up when someone kills stupid Raige for her asinine behavior this evening.	2004.11.28 2004.12.03	C+	Demian
7-9 Recap	There's Something About The Dolt There's Something About Leo - And boy, is it sticky. Kidding! I kid because I hate. The Dolt drops the Avatar bomb on the Glamorous Ladies, and hijinks ensue. If by "hijinks," of course, one means "death and despair for everyone involved." It's the feel-good Thanksgiving episode you've been waiting six and half years to see!	2004.11.21 2004.11.26	B+	Demian
7-8 Recap	Farewell, My Liver Charmed Noir - No, I didn't actually pull a Ray Milland and drink myself into a stupor during this one, but the temptation certainly was there. Raige and Li'l Bulging Brody get sucked into a pulpy, derivative detective novel concocted by a couple of those pesky Nit!wits, and hijinks ensue. It's better than it sounds. No, really.	2004.11.14 2004.11.19	B-	Demian
7-7 Recap	Big Chris To Watch Over Me Someone To Witch Over Me - The Pretty returns for five minutes of drug-induced flashbacks to previous episodes. The flashbacks are hideously boring, but man. The Pretty. In a red t-shirt. With ridiculously bright new sneakers. Sigh. We missed you, Big Gay Chris.	2004.10.31 2004.11.05	C-	Demian
7-6 Recap	It's Just Another Menstrual Monday Once In A Blue Moon - The Glamorous Ladies are inexplicably transformed into hellhounds when the second blue moon in one year coincides with their synchronized menstrual cycles. Kill me. Now.	2004.10.17 2004.10.22	C	Demian
7-5 Recap	If Death Doesn't Become Her, Will It At Least Shut Her Up? Styx Feet Under - The "her" of course being a strident, annoying Piper. And then a blisteringly repugnant Raige. Unfortunately, the hag best suited for a shroud remains vital and yappy throughout. Stupid Phoebe ruins everything!	2004.10.10 2004.10.15	C+	Demian
7-4 Recap	"Shiver Me Bitches!" Charrrmed! - Yes, the parrot said, "Shiver me bitches!" No, I don't know how they got that one past the suits at the WB. But let me tell you, it was the only worthwhile moment in this evening's entire presentation. Arrr!	2004.10.03 2004.10.08	N/A	Demian
7-3 Recap	Wiccaning II: The, Um, Wiccaning, Actually Cheaper By The Coven - Tiny Gay Chris spends most of the hour desperately seeking some much-needed attention from his neglectful family, but this one's all about the evil Psycho's supposed issues. Boring! Thank God for Grams, because otherwise? This one would have sucked ass.	2004.09.26 2004.10.01	B	Demian
7-2 Recap	Hag On A Nag The Bare Witch Project - Piper risks a citation when she unleashes her right breast in public and, in a desperate attempt to keep the thing from bubbling over, sticks its business end in Tiny Gay Chris's agile little mouth at an outdoor café. Meanwhile, a charismatic Elder's threat to shut out all vagrant Nit!wits from Not!warts leads pensive Raige to ponder a career change that could carry some genuine risk, but she seems not to regret her decision when she finally swaps diaper duty at the Manor for more lofty pursuits at the school. In other news, the Head needles the Dolt atop the Golden Gate Bridge, and things get real quiet at Casa Demian -- a Sunday silence, if you will -- when the Feebs plants her decidedly bare and old rosebud upon a horse in a spectacular bid to out-skank guest innocent Lady Godiva as many in the resulting crowd chant their approval and foolish pleasure at Phoebe's latest assault on all that is decent and good. Needless to say, the whole thing made Demian want to go for gin. Feebs? Behave yourself in the future, you unbridled whore.	2004.09.19 2004.09.24	F	Demian
7-1 Recap	A Call To Many Crappy Arm-Like Digital Inserts Of Discontent A Call To Arms - Featured in this crap-packed season premiere are Piper, the Dolt, Phoebe, Raige, the Psycho, Tiny Gay Chris, Barbas, the Doormat, Pepper Anderson, Stupid Uncle Phil, our intrepid Girl Editor, the Not!warts Nit!wits, a disembodied Head thingy, some random demon from way back in Season Five, and professional boyband fucktard Nick Lachey. With a cast that large, it's no wonder they had nothing left in the budget for decent effects.	2004.09.12 2004.09.17	F	Demian
6-23 Recap	The Passion Of The Chris, Part II It's A Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World, Part II - Big Gay Chris dies, and nothing else will ever matter again. Don't worry about me, though. I'll just be over here, sucking on a tailpipe in anticipation of a Chrisless seventh season. Bastards.	2004.05.16 2004.05.23	B	Demian
6-22 Recap	The Passion Of The Chris, Part I It's A Bad, Bad, Bad, Bad World, Part I - Phoebe and Raige head to The Bizarro World to rescue Big Gay Chris and the Dolt as Piper heads into labor. Snidely and his Bizarro doppelganger are behind it all, of course, and surprisingly enough, Snidely's Bizarro version is a hell of a lot more entertaining than he is. Where did this shockingly entertaining episode come from, and why couldn't we have had more like it during the season?	2004.05.16 2004.05.21	A-	Demian
6-21 Recap	Biting the hand that snatches food from their mouths Witch Wars - Krista Vernoff retreats from that Wonderfalls debacle to pen this hourlong screed against the reality television genre. Pity the episode was pummeled in the ratings by the Survivor finale. Irony!	2004.05.09 2004.05.14	B-	Demian
6-20 Recap	Schlong Day's Journey Into Raige A Wrong Day's Journey Into Right - Don't look at me. The sickos on the forums came up with what you see above. And by the way, if they're going to reference that particular O'Neill play in an episode title, would it have killed them to saddle Piper with a morphine addition? I can just see her wandering through Not!warts with her wedding dress, babbling, "That was in the winter of senior year. Then in the spring something happened to me. Yes, I remember. I fell in love with a gargoyle-faced dolt and was so happy for a time!" It would be beautiful, man. Sniff.	2004.05.02 2004.05.07	B-	Demian
6-19 Recap	Sex Is Like A Misdemeanor Crimes And Witch-Demeanors - Da more you miss, da meaner you get. No, it has absolutely nothing to do with this episode, but trust me: It's better this way.	2004.04.25 2004.05.01	N/A	Demian
6-18 Recap	Chris Of The Spider Woman Spin City - Sooner or later you're certain to meet -- in [72virg=ins], the Manor, the street -- there's no place on earth you're likely to miss Big Chris. Sooner or later! The Presidio's Dolt's doom! Chris's red contacts flicker in the dark of the gloom! And the webbing will shake. And the son? He is pissed! Here comes Big Chris.	2004.04.18 2004.04.23	C	Demian
6-17 Recap	"Pointless Filler Episode Number 128" Hyde School Reunion - Containing "Stock Character Number 32," "Stock Character Number 87," "Stock Character Number 146," "Stock Character Number 253," and "The Feebs." This show blows.	2004.03.14 2004.03.20	F	Demian
6-16 Recap	Sex And The Single Dolt The Courtship Of Wyatt's Father - The Dolt quite literally nails Piper against a wall, so Big Gay Chris gets to stick around for a little while longer. With special guest appearances by yours truly, and several other familiar faces from the depths of Hell. Um. I mean, "TWoP Towers."	2004.02.22 2004.02.27	B	Demian
6-15 Recap	Let's Play Master And Servant I Dream Of Phoebe - On second thought, let's not. A little too kinky, you know what I mean? Phoebe and Slampiece Buttfuck are transformed into genies who must acquiesce to the every whim of Big Gay Chris and special guest demon Saba Homayoon, respectively. The good news? Phoebe's thoroughly humiliated by Big Gay Chris. The even better news? Buttfuck and his mysterious and annoying problems with magic are outta here, permanently.	2004.02.15 2004.02.20	B+	Demian
6-14 Recap	The Headless, The Sweathogs, And America's Crotch The Legend Of Sleepy Halliwell - And if that headline doesn't scare you away from this one, none of the wicked foulness that follows possibly could.	2004.02.08 2004.02.13	F	Demian
6-13 Recap	Mata Whori Used Karma - And the Trademark Without Pity goes to xtremesage for this episode's alternate title. Once again, the alternate title is the best thing about this whole mess, but let's keep that to ourselves, shall we?	2004.01.25 2004.01.30	C	Demian
6-12 Recap	Eduardo Verástegui. Naked. Prince Charmed - That's all you really need to know.	2004.01.18 2004.01.24	C+	Demian
6-11 Recap	Hippie Bitches Witchstock - The Glam Gals head to 1967 for no good reason whatsoever, and slaughter Continuity on their way there. Meanwhile, The Mighty Spooge Demon plays mind games with Grams, Big Gay Chris, and the Dolt. As Grams is the only one of the three humans with a fully functioning brain, The Spooge wins.	2004.01.11 2004.01.16	F	Demian
6-10 Recap	Big Gay Chris Went To 2026, And All I Got Was This Lousy Headache Chris-Crossed - But I also got some spectacular Dolt abuse, so this episode earns an A. My husband finally gets an hour devoted to his backstory, and to no one's surprise, we discover that The Doltine Psycho's grown up to become a muscle-bound, power-mad sociopath who's destroyed both his family and the city that family's called home for generations. Rotten little son of a bitch. Erm. "Witch."	2003.11.23 2003.11.29	A	Demian
6-9 Recap	Little Monsters Little Monsters - The Glamorous Ladies are flung into a tizzy of epic proportions when they find a half-Manticore infant buried in a pile of rags. After much furious debate and rampant bitchery, they decide to rescue the kid from his demonic relatives and reunite him with his human dad, played by the stunning Seth Peterson and his dewy eyes. Seth Peterson. Sigh.	2003.11.16 2003.11.21	B+	Demian
6-8 Recap	The Madness Of Tiny Gay Chris Sword And The City - The Manor Morons realize that Tiny Gay Chris is a freaky little sociopath when some moistened bint lobs a scimitar at him, and he promptly uses it to skewer Edward Atterton like a pig at an open-pit barbecue. Uh oh.	2003.11.09 2003.11.14	B+	Demian
6-7 Recap	Soul Soporific Soul Survivor - Raige frees a lawyer who sold his soul to Keith Szarabajka by tricking her sisters into vanquishing tonight's guest demon. Meanwhile, Piper dates, Tiny Gay Chris sabotages those dates with some cheap special effects, Phoebe encounters a lard-ass from her past, and Big Gay Chris and the Dolt go Jurassic. Oh, pardon me -- "Cretaceous." Shut up, Dolt.	2003.11.02 2003.11.07	F	Demian
6-6 Recap	Welcome To Fantathy Thithtern! My Three Witches - Thimon from Go arrivezth in Than Franthithco to thuck the Glamorouth Ladieth into alternate realitiezth that ekthitht in hith well. It'th up to Big Gay Chrith to thave the Pth, which he doezth after getting himthelf thporked by a Darklighter'th crothbow. I promithed mythself I'd thtop typing like thith after that inithal paragraph, but it'th jutht too much fun! Thilliezth.	2003.10.26 2003.10.31	C+	Demian
6-5 Recap	Never Was There A Tale Of More Woe! Love's A Witch - Okay, so that's a complete lie, but if they're ripping off Romeo and Juliet for tonight's A-plot, the least I can do is oblige them with an appropriate quote. Raige finds herself in the middle of a decades-old feud between two witchy San Francisco families, and things only get worse when one of the dead combatants comes back from the grave to possess Raige's body. In other news, Phoebe's stoopid new power continues to annoy, but tonight Big Gay Chris finally does something about it. God, I love him. And I hate her.	2003.10.19 2003.10.24	B+	Demian
6-4 Recap	Behold The Power Of Sleaze The Power Of Three Blondes - The skanky Stillman sisters arrive on Prescott Street avec kneepads to swipe the Charmed Ones' identities and powers. Soon enough, everyone in the Glamorous Ladies' lives accepts the impostors as the real thing. Big Heroic Chris eventually figures out what's going on and saves the day, but not before his long-suffering husband loses most of his internal organs to the infernal machinations of Kern & Ko. I hate this show.	2003.10.12 2003.10.17	F	Demian
6-3 Recap	Not Without My Done One Forget Me...Not - Phoebe's stupid new power sparks an office-wide brawl, Raige helps a coworker avoid their lecherous boss's advances, Tiny Gay Chris and his Big Gay Self make some new friends, and Piper's fabulous hair saves the day. The Dolt? Fucking worthless, as usual. Color me shocked.	2003.10.05 2003.10.08	B+	Demian
6-2 Recap	SPARKLE, Phoebe, SPARKLE! (Part II) Valhalley Of The Dolls, Part II - After the expected amounts of stupidity and angst, Phoebe and Raige free the Dolt from the Isle Of Dykes and force Piper to process her issues regarding the Dolt's promotion. And in the end, Piper and the Dolt receive one-way tickets to Splitsville. Like I care.	2003.09.28 2003.10.04	C-	Demian
6-1 Recap	SPARKLE, Phoebe, SPARKLE! (Part I) Valhalley Of The Dolls, Part I - Piper's a moron, Raige is a dog-walker, Big Gay Chris macks on a chick, and Phoebe gets a new power. It's a mess -- an ungodly mess. But it's our mess, right? Right? RIGHT?!	2003.09.28 2003.10.02	C-	Demian
5-23 Recap	Revenge Of The Big Gay Done One (Part The Second) Oh My Goddess, Part II - The Glamorous Goddesses, after much Dolt-related angst and soul-searching, send the Titans to Hell. Piper freaks about the Dolt's promotion to Elder for a moment, but everything's made right when Big Gay Chris blows that damn dirty Dolt clear out of the sky. I love that crazy kid.	2003.05.11 2003.05.19	B-	Demian
5-22 Recap	Revenge Of The Big Gay Done One (Part The First) Oh My Goddess, Part I - Mayhem erupts when a dimwitted dark demonic force releases the Titans from their three-thousand-year-old ice prison. The Glamorous Ladies panic, until a Big Gay Whitelighter from the future convinces the Dolt to unleash some super-secret Mythological Mojo from Whitelighterland.	2003.05.11 2003.05.17	C	Demian