http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2009 Fri, 26 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Forever Charmed: Stick a fork in it. It's done. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/forever_charmed.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/forever_charmed.php Fri, 26 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 Kill Billie: Vol. 2: Manor dies a horrible death, rather than the titular Retard. Though, you know, they certainly won't be needing those sets again any time soon, because CANCELLED!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/kill_billie_vol_2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/kill_billie_vol_2.php Sat, 20 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 Gone With The Witches: CANCELLED!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/gone_with_the_witches.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/gone_with_the_witches.php Fri, 12 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 The Jung And The Restless: CANCELLED!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/the_jung_and_the_restless.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/the_jung_and_the_restless.php Fri, 05 May 2006 23:00:00 -0500 The Torn Identity: CANCELLED!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/the_torn_identity.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/the_torn_identity.php Fri, 28 Apr 2006 23:00:00 -0500 Generation Hex: CANCELLED!]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/generation_hex.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/generation_hex.php Fri, 21 Apr 2006 23:00:00 -0500 Engaged And Confused: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and every day George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. Sadly, Raige Matthews is no Martha Washington. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/engaged_and_confused.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/engaged_and_confused.php Fri, 03 Mar 2006 22:00:00 -0500 The Last Temptation Of Christy: And the Trademark Without Pity goes to the lovely and talented The Done One for the delightful lyric above that so succinctly captures audience reaction to Maggot Neck's too-close encounter with her sister's primary power this evening. Pity Raige and Phoebe had to intervene, isn't it? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/the_last_temptation_of_christy.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/the_last_temptation_of_christy.php Fri, 24 Feb 2006 22:00:00 -0500 12 Angry Zen: And by the above, I refer not to this evening's dark demonic forces sent from the flaming maw of Hell, but rather to the typewriting crackmonkeys responsible for this evening's choppy, sloppy, nonsensical, poorly thought out, and disjointed piece of crap. Will no one ever cancel this show? Woe unto us, Les Moonves! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/12_angry_zen.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/12_angry_zen.php Fri, 17 Feb 2006 22:00:00 -0500 Repo Manor: And the Trademark Without Pity goes to The Done One, with a crucial assist from Solidify, for that rather succinct encapsulation of the previous episodes the typewriting crackmonkeys tossed into a blender to come up with tonight's script. Guess what? It wasn't as bad as anyone expected it to be. Guess why? Minimal Retard, and when she was on screen, she was getting her oddly proportioned ass handed to her by The Dark Demonic Ps. It's fun for the whole family! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/repo_manor.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/repo_manor.php Fri, 27 Jan 2006 22:00:00 -0500 Payback's A Witch: Every time a fan barfs, a Whitelighter gets her hands! In related news, Raige loooooves Henry. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/paybacks_a_witch.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/paybacks_a_witch.php Fri, 20 Jan 2006 22:00:00 -0500 Mr. & Mrs. Witch: This week, the Manor Morons deal with the Retard's assassinating parents and learn that corporate America is evil. It's taken them eight years to realize that? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/mr_mrs_witch.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/mr_mrs_witch.php Fri, 13 Jan 2006 22:00:00 -0500 Vaya Con Leos: Because you're going to spend eternity as a massive, gargoyle-faced ice pop, you poor bastard. Damn you, Kern! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/vaya_con_leos.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/vaya_con_leos.php Fri, 02 Dec 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Hulkus Pocus: Piper deploys her mad molecular biology skillz to concoct an antidote for a virus that's been ripping through the magical community. Of course, she does this in all of three seconds and off-screen, because this show sucks. Jesus. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/hulkus_pocus.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/hulkus_pocus.php Fri, 25 Nov 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Battle Of The Hexes: Tonight, the typewriting crackmonkeys rehash the primary plot of "Witches In Tights" for The Retarded Bimbo's benefit, and what I said three years ago about that episode holds true for this one as well: Next time, toss Julian McMahon into the spandex. Then maybe I'll pay attention. This stupid, stupid show. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/battle_of_the_hexes.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/battle_of_the_hexes.php Fri, 18 Nov 2005 22:00:00 -0500 The Lost Picture Show: Believe it or not, the latest all-but-crippling bout of insanity has nothing to do with the Glamorous Idiots, The Retarded Bimbo, the return of Raige's natural father, or the indifferently scripted piece of garbage the typewriting crackmonkeys are calling an episode this evening. This time, it's all about The Krause. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/the_lost_picture_show.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/the_lost_picture_show.php Fri, 11 Nov 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Kill Billie: Vol. 1: For all of about a half an hour, until The Retarded Bimbo vanquishes his embarrassingly clad ass. They're never, ever going to cancel this garbage, are they? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/kill_billie_vol_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/kill_billie_vol_1.php Fri, 04 Nov 2005 22:00:00 -0500 Rewitched: Phoebe? I want to die.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/rewitched.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/rewitched.php Fri, 28 Oct 2005 23:00:00 -0500 Desperate Housewitches: The production's drastically reduced eighth-season budget has forced Brad Kern to yank all the party rock from his highly trained typewriting crackmonkeys' fun pipes. In the throes of severe withdrawal, they came up with this crap. Hey, do you have a better explanation? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/desperate_housewitches.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/desperate_housewitches.php Fri, 21 Oct 2005 23:00:00 -0500 Run, Piper, Run: Will Piper come out a woman or a wildcat? That's the question on everyone's mind when Piper ends up in the slammer for a crime she didn't...oh, who am I trying to kid? That question is on no one's mind, because no one cares about this stupid show anymore. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/run_piper_run.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/charmed/run_piper_run.php Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:00:00 -0500