The Capri Motel. Well, that's what it says on the sign, at any rate. Inside, Raige orbs into one of the rooms with The Retarded Bimbo, warning the latter to be careful. "Oh, come on," The Retard gripes. "How dangerous can a model be?" The answer arrives in the form of the bathroom door swinging violently into The Retard's slackjawed face. Hooray! Pause. Rewind. Play. Pause. Rewind. Play. Pause. Rewind. Slow-forward. Maya bursts from the bathroom to make with some of the chop-socky kicks in Raige's general direction before she darts over to the bureau to snatch up the automatic she swiped from the plainclothes cop at the beginning of the episode. Raige, still incapable of orbing a motherfucking gun, instead chooses to slam a lamp into Maya's head with her orbing telekinesis. The Retard and The Spastic exchange stupid words before darting out of the frame and into the next commercial break.

The Slammer. More unfunny stupidity between Piper and her bleach-blonde white-trash bull dyke of a cellmate until Piper finally tires of it all, freezes the white-trash bull dyke, and knocks said white-trash bull dyke silly with her lunch tray. As the dazed white-trash bull dyke writhes and moans on the cement floor, Raige yanks Piper from the cell into a Manor-bound orb cloud, replacing her via yet another orb cloud with the real Maya, who's been blindfolded by the gals for the magical journey into prison. Maya rips off the blindfold and freaks. ["Probably because she was orbed into jail and got an orange jumpsuit, whereas Piper was orbed out and did not get civilian clothes. Fucking show." -- Sars]

Manor. Piper coagulates in the main hall and immediately demands to know what's going on. "We switched you out with the real Maya Holmes," Raige duhs. "Oh, well, that's great!" Piper sings before biting out, "But she's innocent." D'oh! Again! Some more! For the third time in thirty-five minutes, and I'm really missing the DUN! that happens once and only once per episode! Wow, this show is bad! And now that I'm off on this tangent, I've completely lost my place!