Attic. Prue kneels among a Pier One's worth of candles in a huge anvil bulls-eye, i.e. a large chalk outline of the male circle-with-arrow symbol. Piper gives her the BoS. Hallmark provides the lines: By the forces of heaven and hell/ Drawn to us this woman fell/ Rid her of this foul desire/ That she may perish as a moth to fire. Flames shoot up between Prue and the docile Ps. The flames die down. Piper looks at Phoebe, and says she knew the succubus wasn't her sister. Phoebe the nuclear physicist realizes, "I didn't burn!" Just then, we hear a synthesized Jame Gumb voice from the other side of the room: "I'm not." Great balls of Prue Halliwell! It's PruePaul (tm LuluB)! PruePaul looks kind of like Jared Leto. With a broken nose. And a goatee. And a wall eye. The docile Ps stare at him with their hands over their mouths as the Guitar Riff Of Whimsical Gender Turnabout strums. PruePaul stands there in his torn Incredible Hulkstress clothing, strokes his chin hair and wails, "We have a new problem."
Stephanie, get out of bed, put on some clothes and buy yourself a dictionary for chrissakes.
Halliwell Manor. Same day. Piper and Phoebe are waiting outside in the upstairs hallway. Piper: "Prue, please come out." PruePaul: "It puts the lotion on its skin, it does this whenever it's told." Phoebe bitches that PruePaul's been in there an hour already. She wonders aloud if "she's been touching herself." Piper rolls her eyes as my stomach turns. She tells PruePaul that the BoS doesn't contain a reverse spell, which means Prue will remain a man until she attracts the succubus. PruePaul says he's not going anywhere. Phoebe: "See?" Piper snarls and hisses at Pheebs and this, my only moment of enjoyment in the whole episode, fades quickly. She tells PruePaul that he needs to go to the dating service, because that's where the witch picks her victims. PruePaul declines. Piper adds that without his help, innocent men will die. PruePaul decides to come out if his sisters promise not to laugh at him. The 7th Heaven Balalaika Of Belly Laughs begins to riff as PruePaul emerges into the hallway. The ineffective taping of Shannen Doherty's breasts and poor costuming make him look very top-heavy and spindly-legged. PruePaul: "How can I save anyone? I look ridiculous. I'm wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriend pile, I have hair in strange places, and I have a PENIS." Phoebe, being part of the lowest common denominator of television humor audiences, laughs because mere mention of the P-word is so darn funny. PruePaul hits Pheebs and slams the door. Piper smacks Phoebe too and asks, "What's the matter with you?" Piper tells PruePaul that she doesn't have to date anyone. Phoebe adds that "as soon as you trap the succubus, the sooner you become a woman again." PruePaul comes out.