Phoebe and Piper have a little scene where they bitch about not having sex, and Phoebe gives Piper her stalker list. I'd tell you more, but I've got to go scrub the upper two layers of skin off my body with a Brillo pad after that last scene. Holy Mary, Mother of God. Christ, I'm swallowing my tongue. Sorry, but I have to take a moment before I can go on with this.
Jesus H. Christ on a stick.
I will never be clean again. Never.
Okay, there. It passed. Along with a couple of shots of vodka down my throat. Never again. Do you hear me, Brad Kern? Never. Fucking. Again.
Back to Phoebe and Piper. Fashion. Talk about what they're wearing. Do not think about Leo. Do not. Think. About. Leo. Piper's got herself pretty well covered (Leo) in a green sequined cocktail dress, but Phoebe's threatening to pop (shirtless) out of the little red spaghetti-strap number she's very nearly wearing. I'm guessing duct tape (tongues) is the only thing preventing the patrons of P3AD getting a good long look at Phoebe Unfettered. That said, she does look pretty good, in spite of her limp (snake), dishwater blond hair stringily framing her face (Leo's snake). It can't get (groping) worse, right? (Leo) Wrong. (Leo naked) Prue, in a couple of squares of silver lamé fabric she's calling a dress, perks up to the twosome, while her gals Droopy and Sag wiggle out from the center of her chest as if they're trying to find shelter from the cold in her armpits.
Piper and Phoebe note Prue's vastly-improved demeanor, and wonder what happened to the demon paranoia they'd come to know and hate this episode. Prue reveals she's set a trap in the attic, using the BoS as demon bait. She cast a spell, using an array of crystals that will electrocute any demon that steps into the grid, but will not vanquish him. This way, once the demon is caught, they can quiz him on the Triad. The crystal she's brought along to the club will glow if anything wanders into the array. "So," Piper wonders with an unfortunate choice of words, "you've booby-trapped our house." Prue admits she has, and brushes off her sisters' concerns that the trap might electrocute a human or even their cat. Spotting Sean sitting down at a nearby table, Prue excuses herself to join him. Piper and Phoebe gape in disbelief. Phoebe notes if Prue continues behaving the way she has, Phoebe and Piper will have to "stage a demon intervention."