Up in the nonexistent attic, the Dolt tries to get out of Phoebe's stoopid Vision Quest thing the second he hears about Raige's purloined Protector. Piper and Phoebe, however, refuse to budge, and order the Dolt to down the potion. The pantywaist caves and does as he's told. He then arranges himself on a pile of pillows on the floor as Phoebe instructs, "Just close your eyes and let it all go." The Dolt complies, heaves a sigh, and...

...wakes up on Guadalcanal. Yes, because this series has been artistically bankrupt for the last three years, we're apparently getting yet another clip show, as the Dolt and the non-speaking day players from that particularly dreadful episode run through the events immediately preceding the Dolt's Death By Gigantic Jap Bomb And Unfortunately Situated Munitions Depot. The Dolt watches himself get blown to chunky Dolt bits, then dives behind a Marine Corps jeep as another Filthy Jap Zero strafes the general area. "What's going on?" the Dolt screams. "What am I doing here?" "Don't worry, Dad," a wonderfully familiar and deeply pretty voice soothes in dulcet tones from off-camera. "I'm gonna help you through this," Big Gay Chris continues rather serenely as the camera shudders over to linger on his face as he perches on the back of the jeep, and siiiiigh. He's had another haircut and is looking quite spiffy in his little red long-sleeved t-shirt. He's also sporting a pair of blisteringly bright new sneakers. Hee. Pretty! "Chris?" the Dolt bleats as the screen flashes white to shoot us back to...