Piper sets Tiny Gay Chris in his product-placed playpen and immediately lets Raige have it. "How do you know all the demons in the Underworld aren't out looking for [Dead Larry]?" she howls. Raige argues that that's all the more reason "to save him." "'Save him'?" Piper spits incredulously. "He's dead!" Raige splutters that Dead Larry "hasn't moved on yet," and vows that she'll do anything to save his soul before Keith gets it. This leads to more outrage from Piper, due to the fact that Raige has endangered all of the Manor's inhabitants by taking on a demon about whom she knows nothing -- and without first consulting her sisters. Raige babbles something obnoxious about preventing Dead Larry from paying endlessly for his life's mistakes after he's dead, and Piper shrieks something about actions having consequences. "You can't keep going off on your own," Piper sighs, waving her hands around in the air. "It's not how we work." "If you bring danger into this house," she reminds Raige, "you have to talk to us about it first." Raige sneers that she did, but that Piper and Phoebe "weren't exactly supportive, unlike [Slampiece Buttfuck], who is." Piper rolls her eyes at this, wondering "what [Buttfuck] has to do with any of this." "You barely even know him," she adds. "Maybe," Raige snottily allows, "but he seems to get me more than you!" With that, she spins on her heel and flounces back to the parlor. Piper grinds her teeth in aggravation as Tiny Gay Chris drools.
Raige dismisses Buttfuck, promising to call him later, then drags Dead Larry atticwards to abuse the Book of Shadows. Buttfuck shoots a guilty look at Piper before heading out of the house.
Pointless Subplot Number Three. Big Gay Chris and the Dolt scramble around the rocks, hide in a niche from the Tyrannosaurus, discover they can't orb because "magic won't be around until there's people to use it," like, so much for the fucking garden gnomes who make the green grass grow, and emerge to look for the portal once the big, scary computer animation has lumbered away. We learn that Big Gay Chris initially traveled back in time by way of a spell, and that he conjured the portal in an effort to return to the future to see if he succeeded in vanquishing the particular demon who had been threatening The Done One. Other than that, nothing else happens. No, really. No. Really. But my husband does look gorgeous all disheveled and dusty, doesn't he?