P3. Non-Dennis lies unconscious on the floor, courtesy of an assy nymrod who's been transformed into a balding, middle-aged white guy in a diaphanous green gown, courtesy of The Wicked Witch of The Enchanted Forest. They hate me. The writing staff hates me, and they are determined to see me dead. Joining the assy nymrod are an elderly and human-sized "fairy" and a squat and somewhat dumpy-looking "ogre", both fellow victims of The Wicked Witch. "The Witch's curse is spreading like wildfire," the assy nymrod claims. "Pretty soon there won't be any of us magic folk left." And this would be a bad thing…how, exactly? He doesn't answer me, but whatever. Stoopid Magikal Kreatures suck much, so let's get this over with already: Raige asks the assy nymrod to tell her everything he knows about The Wicked Witch so they can get rid of her forever. Cut to Witchy-Poo in The Enchanted Forest, cackling as she stirs a giant cauldron. She stops short, burps "uh-oh," and explodes into a fireball. Her pointy black hat drops into the cauldron. Back in P3, the Stoopid Magikal Kreatures flare and morph into their regular forms. The nymrod's someone we've never seen before, but the fairy and the ogre are played by the same actors. In case anyone cares, which no one does, because this show is ass, but whatever. "Ding-dong," Raige sasses with a mischievous smirk. Okay, that was sort of funny. The Stoopid Magikal Kreatures thank her, with the ogre adding that they owe her a favor. Raige is all, "Whatever. Skedaddle, or 'Untitled in Fiberglass No. 3 (Piper Halliwell)' will have my ass for keeping the club closed." Scene.