You who found me in this bar:
Turn back to who you really are.
Riley glows white and morphs back down to his diastrophic self. By way of thanks, he offers her his shillelagh to add to her collection, then super-speeds on out of there just before Non-Dennis returns from the storeroom. Non-Dennis spots the shillelagh, proceeds to become decidedly nonplused, and disappears behind the bar after shooting Raige a look of death. Raige mugs.
Manor. Big Sweaty Chris leans heavily on the dining room table, hovering above an array of vials filled with the blue vanquishing potion. Phoebe enters from the kitchen, eager to get this over with so she can get back to quite literally fucking around. Chris confirms that she blessed the vanquishing potion before he staggers over to the staircase, where he winces and collapses onto one of the steps. "What's the matter with you?" Phoebe asks as Piper joins them from the floor above. Chris assures them he's fine, then inquires as to Raige's estimated time of arrival. Phoebe replies that she's due back any minute before launching into a tedious little monologue about her whole stupid vision-quest thing. Fortunately, we're distracted from all this by the arrival through the window of The Spider Woman in CGI spider form. The Spider Woman Spider silently descends to the carpet on a strand of silk she extrudes from her ass, and advances on the three humans at the stairs, the occasional Spider Woman Spider POV reminding us of how shitty her eyesight is. Big Gay Chris turns his shaggy head away from the incessantly babbling Feebs at one point and stares directly into The Spider Woman Spider's eyes. Ominously enough, he keeps his discovery to himself. I think we're meant to believe some sort of supernatural extrasensory communication just occurred between Big Infected Chris and The Spider Woman Spider, but that's never made clear.









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