That evening, Phoebe and Gonzo meet at P3 for their fourth date. I think the chinless wonder is sipping a Kir. Loser. The two jaw (heh) at each other, but to be honest with you, I think my brain short-circuited, because I can't remember a single word they said.

Meanwhile, Piper and the Dolt canoodle on a nearby settee. Piper that admits her fear of joy was a silly, silly character arc, especially because it lasted all of one episode. They mack.

Back at the Manor, Raige futzes with the powders involved in The Late Lamented's Animal Conjuring Spell. The shot shifts to slow motion as she scatters a bit of the mixture into the air. Two white CGI doves burst forth from a small puff of CGI smoke and "flutter" out of the frame. Raige crosses to the Book of Shadows, eases it shut, runs a gentle finger along the triquatra embossed on its cover, and smiles.

If I never type the word "hallucinate" or any of its variants again, it'll be too soon.

Next week, Raige gets a new slampiece, while Phoebe and Gonzo perform acts of unspeakable depravity on the parlor sofa. Enjoy!