Credits. I'd pay good money to watch Fairuza Balk eat the entire cast of this show in one chomp, then use Kit the Cat to pick her teeth.

San Francisco is established amongst much complaint rock. I don't care how picturesque the setting, that traffic jam on the Golden Gate Bridge doesn't seem too enticing. Halliwell Manor. Where we left off. Piper leads Leo into the parlor and gets her bitch on because he showed up unannounced. Leo glares at Dan in the distance. Phoebe stands next to him, with her hands so deep in her jeans pockets we're able to see Alyssa's "treasure trail" tattoo. Don't ask me why I was looking. This scene is very tiresome, so to sum it up: Piper hands Leo the same old package of guilt, Dan is perplexed about Leo's presence and his past relationship with Piper, and Phoebe tries to keep everyone calm. After Dan receives the explanation that Leo shows up at the house "whenever things need fixing," he realizes he's late for an appointment and thankfully leaves. Leo then stands with the docile Ps in the foyer and tells them they need "to get going." Phoebe asks where. Leo says he'll explain when they get there. Piper folds her arms and demands to know now. Leo explains the big: "Blah blah two hundred years ago good witch turned evil was entombed yada yada her name is Tuatha wah wah she escaped today prattle." Pheebs: "Who wouldn't go bad with a name like that?" Heh. Leo continues: "Wah wah a normal person born to use Tuatha's [ahem] wand against her blather blather they must find him." Piper, still fresh as paint and nasty too: "Why do we have to find him?" Leo says they need to protect him and help him find the -- ahem -- wand before Tuatha does. Piper makes a "couldn't care less" face.