Should I even bother wondering where Phoebe's powers went? Didn't think so.
Manor. Piper and the Dolt urge K'Feebs to try levitating, just to ensure that the power-stripping spell worked. K'Feebs moves to rise from the sofa, and oh, sweet Jesus. The blouse is cut so low and K'Feebs leans over so far that I watch with mounting horror as the Fun Bags flop forward and spread apart, nearly vaulting completely out of the top before settling back down for the remainder of the scene. Utterly at a loss regarding the physical trigger for levitation, K'Feebs waves her hands in the air like she don't care, and now I have that freaking song in my head. Thanks for nothing, wretch. Also: "Utterly." Heh. Anyway, Piper remarks on K'Feebs's strange behavior, so K'Feebs nervously bluffs that the side effects of Cole's macking spell have made her ill. She fiddles with her hair and asks if she can go lie down for a bit.
Bimbo Boudoir, which, come to think of it, looks almost exactly like Raige's bedroom. In fact, it is Raige's bedroom, with different set dressings. After four and a half years on the air, and with the audience numbers rising markedly since the move to Sunday nights, you'd think they'd be able to afford separate bedroom sets. And how mortified am I that I never noticed this before? Wow. Where have I been? So, Piper leads K'Feebs to the bed and offers to fetch her some tea. K'Feebs smiles that tea sounds lovely, then drops the gracious act the second Piper's out of the room. "Who drinks tea?" she mugs as she locks the boudoir door. She struts over to the bureau and slides open the topmost drawer. Rummaging through a cluster of never-worn brassieres, she finds a dagger and sneers.
Casa Del Cole. K'Feebs flares into the living room and stands above the unconscious Phoebe, murmuring dark threats. Cole unexpectedly smears in behind her and demands to know why she returned without his permission. K'Feebs thinks fast and reveals that Piper's aware of the demonic reorganization. Cole darkly reminds K'Feebs that he never asked her to report to him, and orders her back to the Manor. When the time comes, he tells her, she's to insist that Piper visit the bail bondsman. "Fine, Bossy Boots," K'Feebs pouts. "Whatever gets you off." Too. Much. Information. After K'Feebs flares out, Cole hoists Phoebe from the floor to place her gently on the four-poster in the adjoining room. Hey, Alyssa! Don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but unconscious people don't move. So this bit here? Where you kick up your legs and twist your torso and fling your arms around Julian's neck as he picks you up off the carpet? Yeah. You fucked up. Cole plants a tentative kiss on Phoebe's lips and smears out as soon as he realizes that she's waking up. Phoebe groans and stretches and wonders how the hell she got into the bed.













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