Sun Porch. Ssssecretly Evil Chrissssty paces past the unconscious Manor Morons as the glittery, glowing tendril shoots from Raige's head to coagulate into Maggot Neck form at Ssssecretly Evil Chrissssty's side. Raige gasps awake soon after and flips a few threatening remarks in the direction of The Sisters Retard before orbing away.

Raige reforms down in TWoP Towers, but barely has she had time to take in Mikelle's battered and bloody form on the floor before Scudworth squeezes the trigger on his crossbow and slams two arrows into her back from the far side of the chamber. Raige's eyes roll into the back of her skull as she drops out of the frame. Scudworth ambles over and kneels at her side. "Well," he sneers, "hopefully you'll die faster than it took you to get here." Raige drops from consciousness into the final commercial break.

Dream World Manor. There's more endless chatter between Piper and the Feebs, but the end result is that Phoebe realizes -- surprise, surprise -- Su Bonita Hagulita is the real center of her particular Dream World, while Piper discovers -- surprise, surprise -- that the Dolt is the focus of hers. The Ultimate Retard, who'd returned at some point after freeing Raige, eavesdrops at the kitchen door as Phoebe assures Su Bonita Hagulita that she wants her daughter "more than anything in this world." Maggot Neck turns her attention to Piper just as the latter hears the patter of little feet out in the parlor. Piper crosses from the sun porch to find the front room positively swarming with preadolescent brats as an elderly gentleman who clearly represents Old Dolt approaches from behind to croon, "Music to the ear, huh? A house full of grandkids? It's what we always dreamed of, isn't it, Piper?" Piper's all, "Dolt? But you're so wrinkly! Well, you know, more so than usual. I mean, what I mean to say is...oh, whatever. CANCELLED!" He pulls her into a warm hug under the watchful eye of The Ultimate Retard. As Piper hesitantly eases into the clinch, Old Dolt whispers an urgent "Save me!" into her ear. "Whatever it takes," Piper murmurs, still visibly freaked because Grandpa here's about to mack on her. Just as The Ultimate Retard decides she's heard enough from all of them and disappears, the spectral image of Raige intrudes upon Piper's intergenerational hanky-panky to hover above the sun porch floor and plead, "Help." Piper vanishes into a final blue wash and...