...Not!warts. The Ultimate Retard's consummately conflicted. Manipulative Chrissssty's ssssecretly evil. Coma-prone Demian's catatonically drooling, because this shit is boring, and CANCELLED! Ssssecretly Evil Chrissssty can prove that the Glamorous Idiots have "lost their way." Is Maggot Neck ready to see that? Who the hell cares? Next!

The Hagquarters. Phoebe enters and closes the door, but barely has the latch clicked shut before someone knocks. It's Stoop, of course, who'd been "hovering in the ether" waiting for the Feebs to arrive, and the two settle in the Hagquarters's living room to rehash recent events until Phoebe wonders, "If I ask you a question, you have to promise me that you'll be really honest?" "Absolutely," Stoop replies. Phoebe takes a deep, nervous breath, and releases it with, "Do you think I'm selfish?" "OH MY FUCKING GOD, YES," Stoop does not reply. "A THOUSAND, THOUSAND, THOUSAND TIMES YES," he fails to continue. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE GALL TO ASK THAT QUESTION OF ANYONE AND EXPECT ANY ANSWER BUT 'YES,' YOU FOUL, SHRIVELED, SELF-CENTERED HAG OF A WOMAN," he neglects to conclude. Not to worry, though. I'm pretty sure those of us still watching this crap took care of all that for him. God knows I did. Stoop instead lets loose with yet another cheery little speech about how Phoebe deserves to enjoy a normal life after everything she's done over the last eight years, but I wasn't paying attention because I was too busy listing all the different examples of Phoebe's hagritude I'd have to yank links for in this sentence, and by the time I realized there were more examples than there were words, the scene had ended. Pity!