Darling Henry bolts for cover while The Dead Eyed-Psycho orbs himself up to his nursery. Meanwhile, the hooded underling flings a Flaming Ball Of Death at stunned Chrissssty's head. Piper quickly deploys the Hands, and the underling instantly vanishes in a spray of flame and dark demonic bits. Raige takes on the underling's FBOD itself, flicking a bit of orbing telekinetic mojo at the thing with a twist of her wrist to redirect it against a wall. Unfortunately, her timing and aim are a little off, and the FBOD whizzes past Maggot Neck's massive and hooting reflexive dodge to glance off Darling Henry's left shoulder before taking out a few vases in the dining room. As Darling Henry crumples to the carpet with a smoking gash in his shoulder, Chrissssty, still on the foyer floor, screams, "No!" while pressing her fingers to her temples in twue Fiwestawtew agony, instantly setting the couch before her aflame. Kiefer and the henchdemon rise to their feet to squiggle out as Raige kneels at Darling Henry's side, the Retard lifts Chrissssty from the floor, and Piper calmly retrieves a fire extinguisher from the hall closet to douse the blaze in the center parlor. "What's going on?" Phoebe cries from the lower landing, where she's just arrived from the nonexistent attic. "Ask the firestarter," Piper rather frostily enunciates as the camera pans past her to take in the Retard's grimacing embarrassment. Chrissssty guiltily drops her gaze into the commercial break.
Episode Report Card1170 USERS: B-
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