Demian: [Thwack.] Why don't you lock yourself in the bathroom WHERE I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Twinkle-Toes: You don't have to yell. I know when I'm not wanted.
Demian: NO you DON'T. Because if you DID, you would have SHUT UP with the FUCKING TINKLING ALREADY.
Prue gets a vengeful smirk on her face and asks, "Is there inny particular reason why you're such a bitch to me?" "Yes," Hannah replies immediately "because it's my mission in life to destroy you."
Twinkle-Toes: I'm going! I'm going!
Unfortunately, Rex smarms in at this moment to prevent what was shaping up to be a lovely catfight. He pulls Hannah into his office for a private chat as Prue and Manky Tanya shrug their shoulders and roll their eyes at each other.
Office Of Rex. "What in the bloody hell do you think you're doing?" he shouts. Britishly. Hannah insists that "it just came out!" Rex begs to differ: "You almost came out!" I'm not sure if I find all of these "coming out" references amusing or annoying, especially with Jason Stuart, Professional Homosexual lurking in the wings. It's sort of like that Seinfeld episode -- you know, where they went to the gallery opening and every time one of the four main characters told another to "Get out!" the recipient of this advice enthusiastically shot back, "I'm out!" and the assembled homosexuals in the gallery would applaud? Yeah. So far, this episode is like that. I can't decide if I should laugh or put my foot through the TV.
Twinkle-Toes: I loved that episode. And the one with "not that there's anything wrong with that"? Too funny.
Demian: SHUT. UP!
While Hannah apologizes repeatedly for her seemingly inexplicable behavior, Rex removes a cigar from a small box on his desk. He places it in his mouth, and Hannah blows gently on the end of the thing. The cigar smokes and glows. I am so not touching that one. Gross.
Manor. Up on the sun porch, Piper futzes with the [72virg=ins] inventory for a bit before the Dolt wanders into the room with coffee staining his shirt. Bamp-chicka-bamp-ew. They flirt, and Brian Krause threatens to endear himself to me, so I'm going to speed through this scene in order to maintain my sanity. Piper deploys her temporary truth-divining power to discover that the Dolt likes her. He really, really likes her. They kiss. Whatever.