Piper volunteers to tell Andy what she knows, but Mikey wants to tell Wendy instead, as she's "already a believer" and she's been great to him since his fiancée...er...[awkward silence]. Oy. When Piper stands up, she gets a little light-headed, but she makes Mikey promise to call her after he sees Wendy, and assures him that she can help him. He condescendingly touches her nose in reply. Mikey is dead to me. Don't worry, the rest of you will catch up. When he's gone, Piper gets a phone call from Andy, who's checking up on her. Wendy is in Andy's office, like, I thought she was going this one alone, but whatever. Piper informs Andy that Mikey is on his way to the "Federal Building" to meet with Wendy, whom I'm sure he couldn't have called, as she wouldn't have a cell phone as a Federal agent or anything. Where do they get these people? Andy relays the information to Wendy, who gets up to go. She notes that Andy's pretty familiar with Piper, and Andy confesses he dated "her sister." Wendy: "'Dated'? Past tense?" Is she looking for confirmation that "dated" is the past tense of "date?" Because if so, there's another person whom Phoebe is smarter than. And if not, that's such an annoying conversational technique that I'd totally rip her heart out, were it not made of ice. [SPOILER!] Oh, come on, the "Wendy" thing wasn't enough? Is Phoebe smarter than you people, too?
I'm sorry. That was uncalled for.