The headlights of an approaching car sweep over the Glam Gals at this point, and the ladies turn to watch as a blue-collar type emerges from his car at the far end of the alleyway. "That our innocent?" Phoebe wonders. "We're about to find out," Piper grunts before ordering Raige to "get the dye." Meanwhile, the imperiled gentleman has inserted a key into the padlock securing a tall set of wooden doors. "They have to become visible to attack," Piper reminds her sisters, referring to the demonic threat as she leaps from her seat. "Come on," she orders. The shot cuts over to the imperiled innocent, who swings the gates open to discover the evening's first scorching demonic hottie waiting for him on the other side. Those of you who already saw this episode know the producers hired about a dozen of the hottest guys I've seen on this show in a very, very long time to portray the major demonic meanies featured in this episode. For those of you who haven't seen this episode, allow me to introduce you to Kevin Alejandro, and I'm glad his IMDb entry does not include his birthdate, because I really don't need to know he's younger than my nephews, thanks. "Who the hell are you?" the innocent gasps. "It won't matter," Kevin's pouty, pillowy lips articulate, right before Scorching Demonic Hottie No. 1 plants his fist in the innocent's gut, propelling the guy backwards about twenty feet down the alleyway, where the innocent plows ass-end first into a pile of Convenient Shipping Pallets Of Grave Bodily Injury. "Hey!" Piper shouts as she and her sisters round the corner. She then unleashes her Hands of Discontent, but fortunately, the resulting explosive mojo merely grazes Scorching Demonic Hottie No. 1's shoulder. I'd wonder why all of the latest dark demonic forces sent from the flaming maw of Hell seem to be almost entirely immune to the mighty Hands of Discontent, but in this instance, I don't care, because Kevin Alejandro? Is hot, in case I haven't emphasized that fact enough as of yet, and I'd be sorely disappointed if his tantalizingly dirty ass were vanquished so early in the episode. Besides, I already know why Piper's mighty Hands of Discontent no longer work: Contrivance.
Episode Report CardDemian: B+ | 396 USERS: B-
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