Next week, the WB places a three-hour marathon of Surreal Life reruns upon the sacrificial altar of the Super Bowl. When Charmed returns on February 8th, the Headless Horseman appears for a round of Block That Fetus!, wherein he detaches Piper's head from her body to disguise the fact that Holly Marie Combs will be, by then, one hundred and ninety-four weeks pregnant. Also, Big Gay Chris comes out of the closet, and it's about goddamned time, don't you think?