Bridal Boudoir. I suppose I'll have to come up with a new name for Piper's bedroom now that she's divorced, huh? Big Gay Chris gently fastens the purloined pendant around his brain-fried mother's neck and assures her, "Just remember everything I told you, and you'll be fine." A golden flare erupts from Piper's body, and her matronly togs morph into suede Warrior Princess Valkyriewear. Raige orbs in behind them with Phoebe, and the new arrivals immediately howl in dismay. "What did you do to Piper?" splutters the Feebs. "I turned her into a Valkyrie, and convinced her she's one, too," Chris explains, adding, "It wasn't that hard, really, considering the fact that her mind is basically a blank." Raige glares. Hee. Chris vows they'll need the Power of Three to bust Stumpy the Dolt out of his prison -- a prison fashioned from bamboo, mind you -- and, given her current state, having Piper believe she's really a Valkyrie is the best way to ensure that the Power of Three arrives safely on the Isle Of Dykes. "If Piper ever gets her memory back, she's going to kill you," Phoebe smirkily insists. "She hates wearing those costumes as much as we do." SO STOP WEARING THEM ALREADY.