Cut to the manor, where the mantel clock reads 11 PM. Piper calls for the Dolt, who orbs in behind her. Piper snippily chides him for not answering her call earlier. The Dolt tells her it wouldn't be fair to his "other clients" if he orbed out every time she summoned him. Piper cuts to the chase, asking the Dolt to perform a psychic scan for Phoebe and Prue, as they've been missing since lunch. The Dolt thinks really hard for a moment, then draws a blank. Duh. They realize that Phoebe and Prue have simply "disappeared."
Molesterland. Prue and Phoebe stand in the clearing with the remaining children, three in number. In addition to Old Navy, we have a braided brunette and another boy. As the Molester peers through some snow-covered pine branches at the assemblage, Phoebe and Prue sputter through a plan of action. Prue spots the Molester, and she and Phoebe chase after him. He leads them to "another clearing," gazes at them, then disappears behind "some different" trees. Phoebe and Prue notice that the "new slide" contains a portal that will lead them back to the city. They call for the kids, and start hustling them up the slide and out into the street. The Molester darts back in, screaming, "No!" which only makes Phoebe and Prue speed things up. The last two out, Phoebe and Prue leap to the ground outside the truck, and trundle the children off to the side. The Molester pops out at that moment and grabs Old Navy by his lapels. Old Navy grins and telepathically scorches the Molester's hands. Old Navy pushes the wailing Molester back into the truck and slams the door shut. Prue and Phoebe, having seen this, gaze open-mouthed at Old Navy. Phoebe mutters, "Oh, my God." "Actually," Old Navy replies, dropping his voice a couple of distorted and processed octaves, "quite the opposite." Prue tells Phoebe they need to keep Old Navy away from the other kids. Old Navy notes that the others won't listen to the sisters, as the Ps "are not the boss [sic] of them." He moves to the other childrens' side and tells them to "thank the witches." They thank Phoebe and Prue in unison, then scamper off down the alley, giggling. Prue and Phoebe gawp, and we cut to another commercial.













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