Halliwell Manor at night. Phoebe in the kitchen, still bitching to Piper: "We're screwed, you know." Phoebe has taken off the blue bath towel dress and put on some brown stretch pants and a hideous rust brown peasant blouse with exposed black bra straps. Piper, who has spent more time in Prue's regime than Phoebe, reminds her sister how Prue can get when she makes up her mind: "THAT'S IT." Phoebe, again: "We're screwed." Piper: "And we're out of wine." Owen sees enough whine and cheese to go around on this ep, but whatever. The doorbell rings. Phoebe gets it. It's Dan "The Man Who Is Comfortable With Menstruation (tm The Kids in the Hall)" Gordon. He's just stopping by to say thanks to Phoebe for her talk with Jenny, and for getting Jenny to talk to him. He gives her a bottle of wine. Phoebe says his gift is very sweet and timely. Dan says he actually wanted to get something out of it. Phoebe gives him a lascivious look. He just means that he'd like Phoebe to be available in case Jenny needs a woman to talk to again. Although this would be a perfect time to ask Dan if he's gay or has a girlfriend, Pheebs doesn't.
Episode Report CardOwen: D | 499 USERS: B-
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