The scene cuts to a municipal facade, upon which are emblazoned the words "CHIEF MEDICAL EXAMINER." Beneath these is the equally impressive "CORONER." Inside, Ice-T's picking up some extra cash moonlighting from his regular gig on Law & Order: SVU by fiddling around with a bone saw and some rubber gloves. Or maybe it's just some guy who looks like him. The Ice-Alike snaps his protective visor into place and prepares to hack away at the mummy. The moment the bone saw hits the wrappings, though, a series of powerful electrical jolts propels the Ice-Alike backwards through the air into a set of stainless steel shelves. The Ice-Alike then collapses onto the linoleum, dead. Dickless strolls into the frame, artfully sidestepping around the deceased coroner, and caresses the blonde's mummified corpse while psychoing a few romantic natterings to the "spirit of Isis" resting within. Meanwhile, I decide to refer to Dickless as Mr. (Hewitt) for the remainder of the recap, because Dickless is a bit blunt, and I never watched The Highlander. Apologies, but you'll have to make those "there can be only one" jokes yourselves. The shot cuts up to another stature-diminishing high angle as Mr. (Hewitt) places his hands on the mummy and erupts into a cloud of sand. This time, the mummy vanishes as well, leaving a thin layer of dust on the coroner's slab.
Episode Report CardDemian: C+ | 337 USERS: C+
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