Chuck

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Chuck 2.0

Morgan's "office." Hannah knocks and says she heard he wanted to speak with her. He says it's nothing, just wondering how the Buy More's treating her. She hears Swan Lake playing, and says it's her favorite. He says it's his, too. She notices his Sans Respirer poster, and says she must have seen it ten times. He replies, "Twelve," which is supposed to mean he's seen it that many times, but more likely means he knows from his stalkers that's how many times she's actually seen it. Knowing Morgan. He says he can't get enough of French New Wave. She sits down and says she can't believe how much they have in common. He tells her it's sad that his colleagues (colleagues?) think Burbank is the center of the world. She's like, "I know, right? Chuck had never even been to Paris before last week on that install." Swan Lake picks up as Morgan's like, "Chuck went to Paris?" He can barely keep his cool as she says she forgot she's supposed to keep it quiet, but he obviously knows, as assistant manager. Morgan's like, "Right. I know everything." He gets up and climbs over the desk as Hannah tries to ask what goes on at the yogurt store since Chuck's always running over there. Morgan tells her Chuck's ex works there, and he's having trouble letting go. Morgan turns to leave, and Hannah asks what he wanted to talk to her about. He says "nothing," and leaves her alone in his "office." Outside, he mutters, "Paris? Where else has he gone?"

Dubai. Weap-Con. Women in sexy camo bikinis wielding automatic weapons for show. Casey's dream come true. Team Bartowski shows up, and Casey immediately stops at the deadly pen booth. Sarah tells him no shopping, but we hear him ask how much for a laser pen. Another guy is selling the mobile interrogation unit. Then Manoosh heads onto a stage for a presentation. He's met with skepticism and laughter when he tells them the greatest weapon in history is... him. He says he was pathetic a day ago, then he puts on the glasses and asks them to behold him now. He says he's now a deadly kung-fu expert, and everyone laughs again. He asks for volunteers, and he gets several. He flashes and Tobey Maguire's stunt man does his thing again, as he knocks them all out. Team Bartowski heads backstage as Manoosh tells the crowd to imagine an army of men like him. He's starting the bidding in five minutes, at $50 million. Everyone wants a pair or 10,000.

Chuck

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