Next thing we know, someone in all black and a mask is attacking Awesome in a parking lot. It's actually five someones. At the Buy More, they uncover his hood to surprise him with a bachelor party. Jeff, Lester, and Morgan are there, obviously. And a bunch of other people. Awesome says they're all awesome. Lester's taking pictures, which Morgan does not approve of ("What happens in the Buy More stays in the Buy More!"), but Jeff explains that Lester does quite a bit of scrapbooking. Again... shocking! Lester apologizes to Morgan, but resumes taking pictures as soon as Morgan walks away.

Morgan toasts Awesome, calling him "Captain," and Awesome calls Morgan "General Beckman," saying nothing gets by him. Morgan's all, "Okay," because he obviously has no idea what Awesome's talking about. In Castle, Agent Cylon is giving her report: Sarah is far too emotionally entwined with the asset. She places Chuck's feelings above orders and protocol. General Redhead thanks Sarah for her dedication, then fires her, and asks her to report back to Langley. When General Redhead shuts off, Sarah asks Agent Cylon to take good care of him. Agent Cylon says she'll do her job. When Sarah says she'll leave as soon as she says goodbye to Chuck, Agent Cylon tells her no further contact; "that's an order."

At the Buy More, the guys toast and present Awesome with six footlongs from Subway (product placement alert!). Make that five, though, because Jeff ate one on the way. Awesome thanks them totally sincerely. He really is awesome. As Awesome eats and drinks, Chuck pulls Casey aside and says Awesome will be so drunk that no tranqing will be necessary. Casey still wonders how they'll distract him, and Chuck says he's way ahead of Casey because he had Jeff hire some exotic female entertainment. Uh-oh. Three terrifying, fat strippers come in. Jeff says that at least the sandwiches are fresh. Turns out one of the strippers is Jeff's sister, because she gave them a deal.