Sarah knocks on Shaw's door. He's in a towel and nothing else, looking awfully shirtless and sexy. She starts to talk until she realizes how distracting his body is and asks him to put clothes on. He does, but not before showing off his abs a couple more times. Anyway, Sarah came to apologize about last night, and he says it's not necessary. He asks if she's okay with the Chuck-Hannah thing. She appreciates him asking, but says that's not the change she's having trouble with. Meanwhile, Edgar and Pauly lead Chuck into a room with a giant gun and show him his mark, a half-mile away in a hotel room. They remind him that's far enough that only five people in the world could make the shot. Chuck puts on some sort of super headphones that let him hear into the room and looks through the gun scope. It's Shaw and Sarah, of course. So he gets to listen to the rest of Sarah's thoughts. The change she doesn't like is Chuck being a lying spy, becoming a different person. She says the more he changes to become a spy, the more she wants to be herself, who she was before all this. Shaw says if this is her, he likes her and wants more. Sarah says she's never told anyone on this assignment her real name, in three years, not even Chuck. Shaw asks what it is, and says she never seemed like a Sarah. She says it's cause she's not. Her real name is Sam. Chuck says, "Sam." Shaw tells her he's going to kiss her now, and they do kiss. It's not unpleasant.
Chuck gets up from the gun and repeats, "Sam?" Pauly and Edgar ask who Sam is, and say the guy he's supposed to whack is Daniel Shaw, who the Ring thought was dead, though it turns out he's not dead yet. Uh, duh. So who the hell is Sam? Chuck says Sam's the girl, his girl, "sorta." He says they're on again, off again, driving everyone in his life a little crazy. Edgar and Pauly asks what's keeping them apart if they love each other (is anyone else a little insulted at who they chose to represent the fan voice here?), and Chuck says it's complicated, and Sam's always the one pushing him to be better at his job. Edgar's like, "Wait a second. The guy you're supposed to whack is banging your girl?" Pauly says this unlucky guy's about to get double dead.