At the church, the Awesomes wonder what the hold-up is, since Ellie looks perfect. Awesome says he can't find Chuck, and Mrs. Awesome says the blonde is gone too. Bakula's like, "Sarah? Just now?" Mrs. Awesome says yes. Bakula excuses himself. Dr. Awesome says this is a really weird family. You don't even know the half of it. Dr. Bakula finds Ellie peeking into a room with Roark and Company. He asks her what's wrong, and she tells him Roark and his men are inside. Bakula wonders how Roark's alive, but quickly moves on to asking if Sarah brought a gun. She didn't, but she'll think of something. She has him check the chapel and bridal chamber to make sure there's nobody else. Bakula uses his arm computer to tell Sarah the best way to get where she's going (I don't know how he knows where she wants to go, but whatever.)
In the chapel, Morgan takes the mike and introduces himself as "unofficial member of the wedding party." Cute. Awesome and his parents look a little concerned as Morgan introduces pre-wedding entertainment Jeffster! Lester's in a pink and maroon leisure suit, basically, with a HUGE bowtie, and Jeff's in a tuxedo shirt (I mean a T-shirt that looks like a tux, of course), and he has a keyboard guitar. Big Mike tells Morgan's mom that this wedding just got good. Lester tells Morgan they have the perfect song, and Morgan leaves them alone. Jeff tells the wedding band (cellist, violinist, etc.) that this song is in 4-4 time and they should watch him for the changes. The music starts dramatically, and it's ... Styx's "Mr. Roboto." As the music starts, Awesome grabs Morgan by the jacket and tells him he's ruining his wedding. Morgan says that for reasons he cannot say, he has to stall the wedding. Jeffster! is totally at "You're wondering who I am. Man or mannequin," as Morgan says Chuck's in trouble and he's saving him. Awesome: "Chuck told you to do this?" And he's all of a sudden totally with Morgan. In the bridal suite, Ellie wonders where Sarah is and why that is not the wedding march. She sends her other bridesmaids to find out what's going on and tells herself to focus on the calm.









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