Casey's teaching Morgan to use a gun at the shooting range. Morgan knows everything about the gun because of videogames, so he thinks he'll be great at this. When he shoots, though, he ends up throwing the gun back, yelling, "I think the gun just exploded in my hand." Casey catches the gun and says there's nothing wrong with it. He orders Morgan to sit down and then lets him fire himself. Morgan says this is worse than when he got canned from Underpants, Etc. Casey says this isn't the end of the world, and he'll be there for Morgan like Morgan was for him when he was out on his ass with the agency. Morgan tries to hug him and call him a friend, but Casey pushes him away and says to keep that on the down-low. Morgan agrees, and tells Casey he's the best person who's ever fired him.
Chuck and Sarah have brought the Turners back to their place, where they have them handcuffed. They try to pretend they didn't do anything wrong and there's no evidence of any wrongdoing. But their bickering tends to end up with them blaming each other for what they did, so it's the same as confessing. Chuck finally yells at them to be quiet. He says it's one thing to betray the agency, but it's another to betray the agency. Chuck says they were supposed to teach them to be a great spy couple. Fred says to check back with him in thirty years, since the CIA has a way of breaking young idealists in love. There's a knock at the door, which they assume is the marshals, but Chuck sees Otto through the window -- "and his pussycat." Chuck thinks the Turners must have sold them out to Otto, until Sarah finds a tracking device in the tiger's collar. The Turners want backup guns, and Fred says Chuck's surely heard of the 30-foot rule. Chuck goes to the couch, which has been emptied of weapons. He and Sarah start to bicker: She says she got rid of them, and Chuck's like, "You actually listened to me?" She can't quite believe it herself. And she left her guns from the hotel in the car, because he told her no guns in the apartment. They handcuff the Turners in the bathroom.
Chuck answers the door and lets Otto in. He and Sarah play dumb, and then pretend they crashed his party as a joke. Otto asks where the CIA agents are hiding, and says he knows this is a CIA safe house and Chuck and Sarah are spies. Chuck laughs and tells Sarah that this is probably a practical joke from her brother. He says he does feel a little like James Bond, and Sarah could be Octopussy or something. Otto just wants them to hand over the Turners, and he points a gun at them. Chuck asks for a moment with his girlfriend. When their backs are turned, he whispers that they should sell the Turners out, but she won't do it. They agree they aren't going to end up traitors, so they don't do it. Then the tiger finds the room it was looking for, so Otto has his men take it outside. In the bathroom, the handcuffs are off and the window's open, but the Turners aren't there.













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