Sarah gets Chuck's voicemail; she leaves a message telling him to go to his car and wait for her.
The movie finishes, and Chuck crows about what a great bad guy Zorin was. Laszlo, however, thinks Zorin was the hero, and then basically threatens to use the interface he designed to be like Matthew Broderick in WarGames, only intentionally evil. It's amazing the moderating influence Ally Sheedy can have on the male nerd's psyche. Anyway, Chuck's horrified, but he covers by inviting Laszlo to watch Goldfinger, as that's up his alley. Laszlo agrees, and I can't believe Chuck got his way there without even having to tempt Lazlo with the promise of Pussy Galore. Chuck babbles that he's going to get more popcorn, but when he's in the main area, he listens to several irate voicemails from Casey and then the one we already heard from Sarah...
...and then Chuck gets into his car...only to find Laszlo there already. Laszlo says he's not responsible for what happens now, and then the agents pull up and train their guns on the car. Chuck tries to tell Laszlo that he should just surrender and everything will be cool. Laszlo punches some buttons on the console, though, and a second steering wheel pops out of the dashboard in front of him. He looks at Chuck: "Everything is not gonna be cool." Dude, weren't you watching what you just did? His controls seem to have a hand accelerator and brake, because he peels out, and the agents pursue...
...and in the car, Chuck is finding that his controls are inoperative. Meanwhile, Laszlo's all over the road, which means this is like Driver's Ed if the instructor were on, like, seventeen espressos. Chuck tries to grab Laszlo's wheel, but Laszlo shakes him off, and after some more crazy driving and several near misses, Laszlo bids Chuck farewell and pushes another button, which first detaches Chuck's door and then ejects his seat into the street. He keeps his forward velocity, though, and has a couple more near-misses before using his poor Cons to come skidding to a stop in front of a light. The two chicks in the car next to him are like, "..." and Chuck intones, "Ladies." Heh.













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