Roan's currently tied up in what looks like an underground lair when Fatima and her lovely Army come in. He tells them he's exactly where he wanted to be: here with her, the person who's created the world's only flawless counterfeit bills. He says she won't kill him; she'll make him her head of distribution. She laughs, but he says his contacts will make it so people like him don't keep showing up at her door. She wonders why she'd do business with a CIA pig, and he says that rolling around in the mud can be so much fun. Maybe it's just me, but nothing about rolling around with John Larroquette sounds remotely fun.
Castle. Chuck and Sarah are getting ready, and she teases that he always overpacks for missions. He says that's because he doesn't know if it will be a shooting mission, a dancing mission, a shoot-and-dance mission... She brings up his family's intensity about the wedding, which she says is sweet, BUT what if they elope instead? She knows he wants the big, family wedding, but if they ran away some place, they could avoid all of this family stress and pressure, which isn't going away. Cut to Morgan, just filled in by Chuck: "Is she trying? To KILL ME?" Chuck knows. He cannot elope. Uh, duh. The star couple never can. Morgan says he definitely can't, because who will be his best man? And Chuck wants his reunited family and new niece in his wedding, but he also knows marriage is compromise. Morgan points out that Chuck giving Sarah what she wants and Morgan not getting what he wants isn't exactly compromise. He says he knows Chuck isn't good at this, but he's going to have to put his foot down. Chuck's not sure that's possible, so Morgan presents the concept of the practice "no": Say no to less important things to help him learn how.
Marrakesh. Casey, Sarah, and Chuck show up. Chuck starts using a laser to cut through a gate, and Sarah offers him water. He tries to say no, but he is kind of thirsty. Then she offers pliers, but he needs those, too. No opportunities for no yet. They get in, and notice it's a big belly dancing party. Chuck points out he was smart to "overpack," and Sarah lets them know she's not going to be dressing as a belly dancer at any point during this mission. Chuck wonders if she needs to for the mission, and she says they could always elope here if he's into that. They head into a tent and change into some Moroccan-style clothes, I guess. Sarah checks Roan's tracker, and sees he's upstairs. Before they go, though, Chuck flashes on a superbad oil tycoon. But Casey says it's not their mission; they've got to get Roan and get out. Upstairs, they take out a couple female guards with tranqs to get into Roan's room, where they find him tied up and blindfolded. He hears them come in and purrs at "my little minx," asking if she brought the oils. Not exactly what they were expecting, judging by the disgust on Casey's face.













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