However, Bamboo Dragon has a sign on the door saying they're closed for a private party. Morgan is bummed, and wants in -- and it turns out that he knows one of the dishwashers, and said dishwasher has left a key hidden by the stairs for emergencies. If I were that dishwasher, I'd be worried about getting fired, since I'd think for Morgan an "emergency" would be "having the munchies with Domino's closed." Anyway, Morgan goes up to his friend as Chuck and Sarah wait at the edge of the kitchen, but when Chuck sees a woman reach for a plate and reveal a tattoo of a Chinese character on her wrist, his brain goes nuts with blipverted images -- a tiger, Red Square, tanks, secret files. Chuck blurts out that the waitress is "Mei-Ling Cho, Chinese intelligence. Never set foot on U.S. soil before." Morgan returns with the sizzling shrimp, and Sarah, in response to Chuck's revelation, is like, "Oh my God." Morgan skeeves that he's just Morgan, but he appreciates the enthusiasm. I'm pretty sure Sarah isn't under the impression that God's five-foot-three.

Back at Buy More, Casey gives Chuck a picture and asks if it's the woman he saw, and on hearing an affirmative, he rams some files into Chuck's stomach to pore over and tells Sarah to call the director and inform him they have a "Priority Code Orange." You'll understand if color-coded alerts have lost all meaning for me. Chuck weakly tries to talk about how Ellie and Morgan are waiting for him, but Casey breathes that China's top spy is in L.A., and they don't know why, and figuring that out is their top priority. He slaps the files into Chuck's gut again for emphasis. Chuck, I'm going to be wecapping all night instead of watching Heroes, so we're kind of in the same boat. Except for the stomach pain and the fact that I won't have to deal with Morgan tomorrow...