Chuck's grilling when Andy Richter comes over to introduce himself. He's Brad, and is in the stationery business. He goes on and on about the embossing and how he can get Chuck free business cards, and... no one cares. Then Andy introduces Chuck to the gang, with a funny anecdote about each of them: Mark ("Whatever you do, do not let him driver your golf cart"), Dennis (he and his wife play "a wild game of charades"), and Mitch (you can't believe a word he says). Andy asks who the hottie is talking to his wife, and Chuck looks over at Sarah and says that's his wife. Andy asks if Chuck wants to trade sometime, and then all the guys laugh and say it was a joke, because the PTA wouldn't stand for that. Ha. Ha. Ha. No, really. Their laughs are all so fake (especially Chuck's) that they actually sound like that: "Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha."

Lester, Jeff, Morgan and Big Mike are at a computer. Morgan's setting a profile up for Big Mike on an online dating site. They give Big Mike the user name Lando Calrissian, even though Big Mike doesn't know who that is. I'm not sure how that's possible, but I'll play along. The profile also says Big Mike's 6'2" and 185 pounds. Big Mike's not sure he wants to lie that much, but Morgan tells him that everyone is taller and thinner online. Lester calls it the "Internet hotness conversion factor." Big Mike would like his job to be "manager at the Buy More," and all the guys laugh. Lester suggests astronaut, and Jeff throws out lion tamer. Morgan says he's got it, though, and types something. Big Mike says he doesn't know about online dating. He met his wife at a church picnic. He's explaining why that's better, but then Morgan finds the women who match Big Mike's profile and they're all hot. He's suddenly interested; screw the church picnic. But then Big Mike asks whether the Internet hotness conversion factor works both ways. Morgan tells him to lay off, because they're trying to help him find "dirty, nasty, filthy love."

Andy Richter is regaling a bunch of people with boring stories (who knew Andy Richter could be this good at being boring?) as Chuck stands far off, uninterested. Jenny McCarthy comes out of the house and tells him she shares his boredom. She then hits on him, and asks if he'd please come over and hook up with her. He says he's married, and she says she is, too. So she tells him to just come over when the honeymoon period is over. She slaps him on the butt as he heads over to Sarah.