Big Mike comes in and tells Jeff and Lester how great his date was: He did things with that woman that he didn't know existed and that are likely illegal. And he got to do it all because he lied his ass off. They're glad he took their advice. Then Big Mike gets all crazy about how much work they have to start doing right now. They can't believe he's making them work now that he has a new girlfriend, but he says she's going to be here any minute. He invited her down. In walks a sexy Latina lady. She asks him what's going on and why he's dressed like that. He comes clean and says it's because he works here, as manager. She thought he was a boat captain. Heh. Clearly, "shipping magnate" was lost on her. He corrects her, not that it matters. Her name is "Bolonia," according to my captions. He tells her that he made that up to get to do what they did last night, but now he can't bear to lie to her, and he hopes she forgives him. She forgives him, because she also wasn't honest. She has a son. A 26-year-old son. Who works here. She thought he found out, and that's why he wanted to meet there. Big Mike prays it's Chuck. Who could it be? Who could it be? OMG, you guys, it's totally Morgan! He appears out of nowhere and says, "Mother." She says, "Mi hijo?" And Big Mike repeats that. Morgan says, "You're banging my mom." Ew. And also: HA! I love that.
Chuck comes home, and Ellie asks how it all went in the suburbs. He tells her that it all just made him realize how things have been wrong from the start. He explains that he and Sarah aren't anything like Ellie and Awesome (who he calls Devin). As he tells her all of this, Sarah's supervising as a crew takes down their fake life. Chuck tells her that when he was in that house with her, where everything was so close to being perfect, he realized what was wrong: It was him and Sarah. They will never be anything more than they are right now. Ellie looks like she wants to cry. And I want to throw things, because that's so dumb. He did NOT have that realization in the house. He just asked her on a date after their time in the house. He tells Ellie he's okay with that, but he's totally not, and it's obviously not over. If we didn't have the round and round with these two, what would we have? Everything's cleaned out of the house, but Sarah just stands there. Casey asks if she got everything she needed, and she says, "Yeah." She looks sad, as she takes off her own ring and leaves the house, shutting the door on her and Chuck. For now.