Back at Castle, General Redhead gives Chuck and Sarah the news that, while their work in Milan was excellent, the smart bullets had fake chips, so she must have been hiding them somewhere else. Now they just have to wait for Sofia to pop back up the radar before she'll send Chuck and Sarah back in. Isaiah Mustafa pops on the Castle screen to tell General Redhead the Better Business Bureau has arrived to bestow the Buy More with an award for excellence. If only he were shirtless and on a horse, seeing him on a screen would be a perfect shout-out to the Old Spice campaign. General Redhead sighs and tells Chuck she hopes his "woolly friend" Mr. Grimes will come through with his recruiting.

Jeffster! is living in a van somewhere making Blair Witch style depression videos about running from the "po-po" and living on the lam. But it's not all bad, because Jeff has a new pet rock. Morgan and Casey watch them from afar, as Morgan explains that the Buy More without Jeffster! is just another electronics store. Jeffster! sit around a barrel fire discussing the meaning of life (and/or how much they miss Ace of Base) -- the only thing missing here is Tommy Chong with his bong -- when Morgan and Casey show up, scaring the crap out of the self-important fugitives. Lester reminds them of their suicide pills, just like Thelma and Louise. They freak and talk and then try to bargain, until Casey tranqs them (but you know it takes a lot of tranqs to knock out Jeff). Casey and Morgan drag them to the car and discuss Alex. Apparently Morgan's been talking to her (as friends), and wonders why Casey doesn't talk to her. Casey growls in response.