Milan. Fashion. Chuck and Sarah are dressed like Boris and Natasha, basically. They spot the room where the dress must be, based on the two heavies guarding it. Luckily, Chuck has tranq gloves that he rubs the men up with, knocking them out. Sarah, obviously a skeptic, is just glad they worked. They close the curtains and sift through dresses until Chuck finds the sequin dress. Sarah takes off her jacket and is in sexy black bra and underwear. She puts the dress on as Chuck comments on how great of a mission this is. She takes off her bra (strapless dress), and gives it to Chuck. Bodyguards show up and they try to run through a back door, but Chuck doesn't make it. He tells her he loves her, and shuts the door, to send her and the dress to safety. Hey! He chose the right last words this time. Unfortunately, though, Sofia's on the other side of the door with Sarah. Chuck uses his Intersect to kung-fu Lou Ferrigno and four other guys with guns -- and he does so handily, as usual, except for a little trouble with Lou's giant muscles. It's nothing a few slaps with his tranq gloves can't take care of, however.
Sofia leads Sarah out into the model area with a gun, and insults her. Sarah turns and kicks her. They fight a truly rockin' girl fight -- complete with ripping wigs off, curling-iron burns, bloody faces, and a full-on punching and kicking session all over the runway. They pull weapons from their fancy heels, do back flips in tiny dresses, and otherwise fulfill every man's dreams: action + hot = seriously: Why isn't this show Number 1 in America? Is there something I'm missing about the male brain? And it's not like there aren't any cute guys to look at for the ladies, because Zachary Levi just keeps getting cuter and cuter every season. Are we getting less shallow or something? Anyway, the fight ends with Sarah looking like the winning model on the runway. Applause! At Castle, General Redhead praises them for their work arresting Sofia and getting the smart bullets.
Awesome's making Ellie a protein shake, but she's ready to return some stuff to the Buy More. He tries to stop her, but she wants to do some of the work in their lives, so he lets her go. Then he calls Chuck and says, "The hen has left the nest." Chuck's like, "The hen has what huh?" Awesome explains, and says he knows Chuck's not a spy, but will Ellie believe it when she sees the new Buy More? Chuck watches the perfection on the surveillance cameras and realizes she probably won't. He heads upstairs to dumb it down. Ellie does seem to notice the eerie perfection when she arrives, until Chuck greets her. He's all stammery, which is when Morgan shows up to assure them the Buy More is still the Buy More.