In Nicole Richie's room, Sarah offers Nicole a bunch of stuff, but stops short of witness protection. Nicole ribs Sarah and then wonders if Chuck and Sarah are actually together. She can't believe it, and makes fun, then asks them if spy sex isn't great. Then she also brings up shacking up, getting a dog, and babies. Sarah: "Time machine." Chuck's like, "Time machine. Really?" Outside, he tells her he actually meant for her to use it in a sentence, you know, so it's not so obvious. Sarah tells Chuck not to let Nicole get under his skin about the living together and "the other thing that she mentioned." Uh, Sarah, this is a kettle. You are black. As Sarah storms back in, Chuck wonders if she's okay. Stone Cold, meanwhile, stabs a guard in the neck with the rolled-up newspaper. And folks say newspapers are no longer good for anything... Back in Nicole's room, she taunts Sarah some more because she knows this makes her edgy. Nicole talks about her own husband, who she ended up robbing blind.

They leave the room again and start to chat, but Sarah notices a guard's machine gun on the ground down the hall and tells Chuck they have a serious problem. She pulls him back into Nicole's room in slow motion as Stone Cold comes around the corner and picks up the machine gun. He follows and shoots at their jail cell, but it's thankfully bulletproof. Chuck thinks this might be about him kicking Stone Cold's ass on an airplane once, but Stone Cold tells Nicole that Mr. Volkoff says hello, and if they send her out now, no one else dies. He runs off, and Sarah asks what's going on. Nicole thinks Volkoff engineered the transfer, which put Nicole and Stone Cold on the same transport. She says Volkoff's mad at her, but he's just being petty because she blew a half-billion dollars. Sarah calls Casey.