So pissed that in the next scene, he's asking Alex if she wants him to kill Morgan, because he will. She cries that she doesn't want him to hurt Morgan; she loves him. She just doesn't understand how he could be so awful. She wants the old Morgan back, you know? Yes, Alex, we all know. Casey tells her that he understands because "we Caseys" (isn't that a cover name for his real one, Alexander Coburn? And not her name at all? SO confusing) don't like to open up, and when they do it can really hurt to have your heart stomped on. He hugs her and tells her he's always here for her and always will be. Please don't let that be some sort of ominous foreshadowing of Casey's death.
Awesome and Clara are watching TV at home when Awesome's Buy More commercial comes on. And Awesome thinks "he's right," they should go to the Buy More. "The backup juicer's probably on its last legs." That way they can kill a couple hours.
Castle. Sarah thinks there's something actually wrong with Sarah, but Chuck says the Intersect has just pushed him to the dark side. Sarah: "He doesn't have a dark side." But Chuck says this is like middle school all over again. Apparently, in seventh grade, he grew a moustache before anyone else could. "Like a miniature Tom Selleck." He was sarcastic and mean, until Meredith Lester showed up. Sarah, puzzled: "And she grew a moustache too?" Chuck, equally puzzled at Sarah's deduction skills, says she pantsed Morgan in front of the whole school, and he went back to being a dork and Chuck's friend by the end of the day. He says this is what they need to do. Sarah's like, "You're going to drop Morgan's pants?" Chuck says that, metaphorically, that's exactly right. They will finish the mission for General Redhead, show Verbanski Morgan's not as cool as he thinks... Sarah finishes for him: "And you'll be best friends by the end of the day?" Chuck: "Exactly." Chuck opens the safe and finds the drive is gone. Morgan took the mission to Verbanski Corp. "Morgan just pantsed us!" Chuck and Casey get their guns drawn, and Sarah's confused as to what they're doing. Chuck: "We're taking down our competition." Yes! Someone please shoot Morgan!