Lester and Jeff are standing too close for comfort. Well, my comfort, anyway, which is all that matters, especially since Jeff is checking Lester's breath to make sure it's up to code. I have a feeling that's like consulting Gilbert Gottfried to make sure your voice isn't too annoying, but I suppose the fact he's trying at all is more than we might have expected. When Lester's gone, Morgan complains to Jeff that they're stuck with no one, but Jeff says he going to "tag" Anna, the Asian chick who shows up every once in a while. Unfortunately for Jeff, one of those times is right now, as she whirls around in a nearby chair and says he makes her sick, and she'd rather get with Morgan. Morgan's eyebrow is like, "Sproing!" Which is nice, because it means his dick has company.
Lester comes into Wienerlicious, and Sarah brightly greets him as "Larry." Heh. He tries to smoove his way into her skirt, but she jumps up on the counter and wraps her legs around him, saying that she knows what he wants, and they could go through all the motions, but why not just go for it, right here, right now? Lester almost hyperventilates before pretending to hear Jeff calling him and running out of there as fast as his tiny legs can carry him. Seriously, I never noticed it before, but Chuck positively towers over him. Also, HEE, Sarah. I've heard the expression "You wouldn't know what to do with me," but I've never seen it acted out in quite so pointed a manner. Sarah gleefully watches him go, but then sees Lou, holding a sandwich bag, passing by, and before she can think better of it, she calls her name. Lou enters somewhat warily, and when Sarah tells her Chuck's a great guy and not to hurt him, Lou nervously says she wasn't planning to and bails.
Lou shows up at the Buy More with the sandwich and is intercepted by Morgan, who introduces himself as Chuck's best friend and "soulmate." Minus a million points for using that Dawson's Creek staple, Morgan, but I'll suspend that sentence, because the sandworm costume did show that the general sentiment is true. Chuck appears, and Morgan steals the sandwich and goes away, which seems like a more-than-fair trade for which Lou's stock just keeps rising. Lou mentions the run-in with Sarah, and Chuck offers that she's a little "overprotective." Just as well Lou get used to that idea before she meets Ellie. Chuck then suggests they go to Club Ares that night, as he's sure Stavros will find out about him at some point, so they might as well get it over with. Lou praises him for being charming, handsome, and brave, a combination she's not used to. Chuck: "Yeah, it's a little...new for me too." Come on, Chuck, it's Episode Nine already. Own your slightly-less-geeky status already!