Chuck is trying to handle Julie Cooper at the bar, but in his ear he hears Montgomery and Sarah talking about the feelings that she has for her "asset." Montgomery's martini fries the equipment and Chuck is on his own, without help for the fourth prong. Julie's speaking in foreign languages, Chuck is flummoxed. Julie Cooper walks off. Then the walkie-talkie stuff comes back up, but they are pulling the plug on the mission. Chuck won't hear of it and asks for Step 4, which is to be a bastard, and strides off to confront Julie Cooper.

He tells her she's a fool, gives a great speech about how he's the greatest lover who she's ever known, he's got a private jet, etc... It works. She wants him to take her up to her room and "make mad, passionate sex to me." Ooh. Julie! Then she's grabbing him and kissing him in the elevator, which Sarah sees and causes her to get irrationally jealous.

In Julie Cooper's room, she's slipping into something more comfortable. He spots her big -ass knife, flashes on her murders and runs away. Or tries to, until he sees her bodyguards in the hallway. He tells them, "if the hotel room is rockin', we're probably having sex." Montgomery is going to walk him out of this sticky situation. Of course Montgomery's idea involves Chuck tying a bedsheet around his waist and jumping off a hotel balcony. Not cool. Chuck isn't a "real spy." Too late anyway, Julie Cooper has returned in her little leopard nightie and is ready for some action. Chuck flashes on her medallion. That's what he needs. Julie Cooper is seducing him, but then she whispers in his ear to Roan, telling him he shouldn't have sent a boy. Chuck freaks and tries to get out of there and away from her big knife. He uses his belt to lock the balcony door. She says he has nothing she wants, but that's not true. He grabbed the medallion. See, he's picked up a trick or two along the way! He leaps off the balcony, down to the next one, or tries to. When someone kicks him and he screams then lands on a lounge chair in between a relaxing couple.

Chuck's all jazzed. Wants to know if Sarah saw his smooth move, but Julie's got Sarah's mic, and Sarah and Casey. She wants the cipher back, or she'll kill the agents.

Lester is at the Buy More. It's late. Everyone is grumbling. He forces them to respect him by introducing the Wheel of Misfortune. Morgan is up. It lands on "You're Fired." Anna says if Morgan's out, so is she. This leads to a full-on walk out. And Lester cans them all.