Coming this season: Brandon Routh kisses Sarah's neck. Sarah says Chuck's going to become the world's most dangerous assassin. He looks sleek and points a gun. He fights with someone, and announcer guy says the training wheels are off. Casey says, "Not bad, Bartowski." He dances with Sarah. We see a clip of him in the laser beam room. He is operating on Casey's leg and says, "Scalpel," all doctorly. He speaks Japanese, and Sarah looks shocked. He uses nunchucks. He pushes Awesome out of the way and pulls out some guns, killing three guys. Brandon Routh tells him he's going on his first solo mission, and Chuck, Casey, and Sarah all look aghast. A car blows up. Kristin Kreuk asks Chuck what his secret is. And, I don't know about you, but I could have lived without ever hearing her ask someone that again. Paulie Walnuts. Jesse Ventura. Close-up of Angie Harmon asking seductively what it's like being a world-class spy. Sarah entering a room where Brandon Routh's shirtless and sweaty. Then kissing him. Brandon Routh telling Chuck he had his chance, and he blew it. Chuck punches Brandon Rough as the announcer says it's no more Mr. Nice Spy. The new season. I'm so glad it's back. (Although three episodes in two nights is a little much, don't you think?)
DeAnn, a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon, would like to try to drink Jeff under the table with his Jail Juice. You can contact her at firstname.lastname@example.org.