Jeffster! are sitting by the Jail Juice, worrying that those four guys with Carina will ruin their chances with the girls from Underpants Unlimited. Jeff says he's been drinking this Jail Juice since he was in diapers, though, and will challenge them to a drinking contest so they'll pass out. Lester agrees that will help them land the ladies by process of elimination. They take glasses of Jail Juice inside for everyone. Carina trips a nerd, and uses the kerfuffle that follows to pour some powder out of her ring into the four glasses. That's handy! Jeffster! try to get the other guys to drink, but they won't. So Jeffster! each drink one as to not waste them. Lester takes a sip, lets out a high-pitched "Mom used to..." and passes out. Jeff says that guy's got no tolerance and then passes out himself. Karl notices what happened and says it's nice how much Carina thinks so much of the ring he bought her. Morgan peeks in the window and it looks all cuddly to him.

Somehow (through a secret backdoor), Chuck, Casey, and Sarah are now in Casey's apartment. Casey's getting guns ready, but Chuck says he can't go out there blasting since all of his friends and half the mall are out there. Casey wonders if he has a better plan, and Chuck says he does: Carina's still alive, so she hasn't given Karl the case so they have something to negotiate with. Sarah agrees and wonders where the weapon is. They hear Morgan rant about the nerve of the guy in his house with his girl. He heads in the apartment and stands up for himself. He tells Carina his name's Morgan Guillermo Grimes -- "Memorize it!" -- and that just because she's a beautiful woman he'd give a non-vital organ to have sex with doesn't mean she can humiliate him in front of his friends. Karl's like, "Who is this codger?" Morgan tells him to take a hike, and Karl thinks he has to be kidding him. Morgan's really not, and he wants him to take his slabs of beef with him. Karl stands up to fight, and Carina whispers he doesn't have time to deal with the dead bodies. Carina asks Morgan to leave, and he says that, uh, no, this is his place, so she can leave. "That's right, hottie: Bounce." He quotes Big Mike at her, and says if there were a Japanese word for no, he'd say it right now. Instead, he'll leave her with this: Sayonara. Ha. He pulls the case out of the trunk they're using as a coffee table, and tells her to give it to Chuck herself. Then he says not to let the door hit her on the way out. He takes a sip of the Jail Juice and passes out, too. Carina says no one's ever said no to her before.