We pan across the court reporter, who looks like Margaret Cho, to settle on Mrs. Sotheby, who is near tears on the witness stand. She says they made love five or six times a week while the judge jots down "wow" on her notepad. "He was a very enthusiastic lover," Mrs. Sotheby says, while Amos smiles, remembering the days of wine and nooners. Mrs. Sotheby says that since the operation, they haven't made love. Some people take walks or go see movies. This couple would instead make love. Consequently, the last new release they saw together was Turner and Hooch. Heather shouts out, "He should be servicing her!" while Bamboo Heather just sits there, looking puzzled. Mrs. Sotheby says that now they argue and have come close to busting up. "It's like we lost our glue," she declares. My neighbors make a special trip to my house just to join us in a chorus of "Ewwwwwww!" On cross-examination from Carlton, Mrs. Sotheby acknowledges that the couple fought before the operation, but that the sweet sexual making up was so good, she'd sometimes pick fights. Some women on the jury chuckle, and I suddenly reach some brilliant insight into the human condition which I forget five minutes later. Carlton asks if Amos might have been unfaithful. Mrs. Sotheby says there's be no need and if he did, she'd use her scissors. Much wincing in the courtroom. Carlton, leading forward with his hands on his hips, asks if her husband might have cheated at a Las Vegas conference he attended before the surgery. Mrs. Sotheby gets mad and says that the couple made love fifty times when he returned, right up until he went to "that butcher shop" they call a hospital. Carlton retreats from his line of questioning and the judge, who just wrote down "Fifty times!?!" tries to get her to stop. Her remarks are stricken, a break is taken, and Ron Harris straightens his tie so that he can say, "The only thing deader than Amos Sotheby's johnson is our case." Way to get back on the metaphor track, Harris!
City of Angels
Episode Report CardOmar G: D | 584 USERS: C+
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City of Angels