CSI: Miami

Body Count - Massive props to Dragon, without whom you'd have a recap that covered only 60 minutes of this episode and not the full 75. We got no time for the beachy shores of Miami today; it's all about the prison...

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1-24
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Jail's Out For Summer!

Body Count - A breathtakingly illogical jail break pits Horatio against someone he put away eighteen episodes ago.

05.18.2003 D+

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Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

1-23
Recap

If He Only Had A Case

Freaks And Tweaks - Just because we're all presuming / Horatio's brother was actually zooming / along on crystal meth / doesn't mean that he's a bad cop / only that the rumors won't stop / while Horatio's on the case.

05.11.2003
05.15.2003
C-

Sobell

1-22
Recap

Come On, Baby. Light My Fire.

Tinder Box - Ben Browder's an arsonist, but I don't care because it's Ben Browder.

05.04.2003
05.11.2003
F

Sobell

1-21
Recap

These Brazen Women Get What They Deserve

Spring Break - Or at least that's the take-away message when a sexual predator begins targeting women during spring break.

04.27.2003
05.03.2003
F

Sobell

1-20
Recap

These Kids Today, With Their Guns and Corpses

Grave Young Men - Horatio discovers that teenaged boys are no longer interested in malteds and drive-thrus, but marijuana and drive-bys.

04.13.2003
04.21.2003
C

Sobell

1-19
Recap

He Fought The Feds, And The Feds Won

Double Cap - The man who killed a kept woman by the side of a swanky swimming pool gets a free pass to Club Fed; Horatio fulminates.

03.30.2003
04.06.2003
C-

Sobell

1-18
Recap

Let the Fire Cleanse You, Horatio!

Dispo Day - It's an episode that ends with David Caruso's face wreathed in flames. Sadly, it's not because he's leaving the show to play Heat Miser in the national tour of The Year Without Santa Claus, but because he triumphed over a corrupt television reporter and managed to incinerate a metric ton of drugs. No, really. No -- really.

03.09.2003
03.15.2003
D+

Sobell

1-17
Recap

Lethal Politics

Simple Man - An ambitious councilwoman puts her best interest before the city's; unsurprisingly, Horatio does exactly the opposite.

02.23.2003
03.02.2003
C+

Sobell

1-16
Recap

Suffer Not The Strippers To Come Unto Me

Evidence Of Things Unseen - Horatio avenges the death of a stripper, and solves the grisly murders of both her husband and her john to score the hat trick.

02.16.2003
02.23.2003
C

Mr. Sobell

1-15
Recap

Erin Crockovich

Dead Woman Walking - When a crusading lawyer is poisoned by her bartered orange juice, Horatio's on the case.

02.09.2003
02.16.2003
C+

Sobell

1-14
Recap

Horatio Caine, Judge and Jury

Forced Entry - Calleigh and Delko get busy at the crematorium; Horatio acts all sensitively toward rape victims, except when he doesn't.

02.02.2003
02.08.2003
C+

Sobell

1-13
Recap

Breathe in, Horatio

Bunk - Horatio is immune to lethal meth-making fumes, possibly because the gasbag generates his own. Calleigh and Delko swing at the old folks' home.

01.26.2003
02.02.2003
C

Sobell

1-12
Recap

Lipstick and Fingerprints

Entrance Wound - The two things that unravel the case here -- in one, a telltale tube, and in the other, a forged fingerprint.

01.05.2003
01.12.2003
C

Sobell

1-11
Recap

Gassy and Sassy

Camp Fear - One plotline covers the accidental death of a guy who liked gasoline a little too much. The other covers the accidental death of a teen model at a boot camp.

12.15.2002
12.23.2002
C+

Sobell

1-10
Recap

A Horrible Boor

A Horrible Mind - Yes, I speak of David Caruso. Ass. In other non-surprising news, Kim Delaney gets written off the most successful new series of the television season. Donations of healing vodka should be sent care of her agent.

11.24.2002
11.28.2002
D+

Demian

1-9
Recap

Ready, Aim, Fire

Kill Zone - It's a sniper episode, since America hasn't had its fill of that kind of terror yet.

11.17.2002
11.24.2002
D+

Sobell

1-8
Recap

Dead Kids Ahoy!

Slaughterhouse - Once again, Horatio's all upset when The Littlest People are victims.

11.10.2002
11.17.2002
D+

Sobell

1-7
Recap

Brainless

Breathless - An exotic dancer is killed by any one of a number of nubile dim bulbs.

11.03.2002
11.10.2002
C

Sobell

1-6
Recap

There are no other cases in Miami today...or tomorrow

Broken - Everyone gets to figure out who killed an excruciatingly photogenic child.

10.27.2002
11.03.2002
D+

Sobell

1-5
Recap

Choose Life!

Ashes To Ashes - Or read about the homicidal family that didn't.

10.20.2002
10.27.2002
N/A

Sobell

1-4
Recap

Time after time

Just One Kiss - It's the Palm Beach rape case all over again, only with lawsuit-proof characters.

10.13.2002
10.20.2002
C

Sobell

1-3
Recap

Take A Bite Out Of Crime

Wet Foot/Dry Foot - The entire team handles the deaths of Cuban refugees, without once examining the factors that lead to refugees.

10.06.2002
10.13.2002
D+

Sobell

1-2
Recap

Bombs Away!

Losing Face - Horatio takes it personally when his mentor gets blown to smithereens.

09.29.2002
10.01.2002
C-

Sobell

1-1
Recap

Leaving from a jet plane

Golden Parachute - The case of a woman who fell -- or was pushed -- to her death consumes the Miami crew.

09.22.2002
09.26.2002
C-

Sobell

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