CSI: Miami

Body Count - Massive props to Dragon, without whom you'd have a recap that covered only 60 minutes of this episode and not the full 75. We got no time for the beachy shores of Miami today; it's all about the prison action,...

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1-24
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Jail's Out For Summer!

Body Count - A breathtakingly illogical jail break pits Horatio against someone he put away eighteen episodes ago.

2003.05.19
2003.05.26
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1-23
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If He Only Had A Case

Freaks And Tweaks - Just because we're all presuming / Horatio's brother was actually zooming / along on crystal meth / doesn't mean that he's a bad cop / only that the rumors won't stop / while Horatio's on the case.

2003.05.12
2003.05.15
C

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1-22
Recap

Come On, Baby. Light My Fire.

Tinder Box - Ben Browder's an arsonist, but I don't care because it's Ben Browder.

2003.05.05
2003.05.11
F

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1-21
Recap

These Brazen Women Get What They Deserve

Spring Break - Or at least that's the take-away message when a sexual predator begins targeting women during spring break.

2003.04.28
2003.05.03
F

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1-20
Recap

These Kids Today, With Their Guns and Corpses

Grave Young Men - Horatio discovers that teenaged boys are no longer interested in malteds and drive-thrus, but marijuana and drive-bys.

2003.04.14
2003.04.21
C+

Sobell

1-19
Recap

He Fought The Feds, And The Feds Won

Double Cap - The man who killed a kept woman by the side of a swanky swimming pool gets a free pass to Club Fed; Horatio fulminates.

2003.03.31
2003.04.06
C

Sobell

1-18
Recap

Let the Fire Cleanse You, Horatio!

Dispo Day - It's an episode that ends with David Caruso's face wreathed in flames. Sadly, it's not because he's leaving the show to play Heat Miser in the national tour of The Year Without Santa Claus, but because he triumphed over a corrupt television reporter and managed to incinerate a metric ton of drugs. No, really. No -- really.

2003.03.10
2003.03.15
C-

Sobell

1-17
Recap

Lethal Politics

Simple Man - An ambitious councilwoman puts her best interest before the city's; unsurprisingly, Horatio does exactly the opposite.

2003.02.24
2003.03.02
B-

Sobell

1-16
Recap

Suffer Not The Strippers To Come Unto Me

Evidence Of Things Unseen - Horatio avenges the death of a stripper, and solves the grisly murders of both her husband and her john to score the hat trick.

2003.02.17
2003.02.23
C+

Mr. Sobell

1-15
Recap

Erin Crockovich

Dead Woman Walking - When a crusading lawyer is poisoned by her bartered orange juice, Horatio's on the case.

2003.02.10
2003.02.16
B-

Sobell

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