Elsewhere in the study, Calleigh pouts that everything's been wiped down. Despite the fact it's broad daylight, The Unspeakably Foul Sack-Faced Bastard flicks on his flashlight and trains it on Professor Whack Job's desk. Thereupon he finds several ominous implements of the modern sort: A letter opener, a tape dispenser, a stapler, a pencil sharpener, a box of silver push pins, and -- DUN! -- a staple remover. Heh. The staple remover cracks me up. Anyway, The Unspeakable Sack-Faced One announces that whoever cleaned the office concentrated on fingerprints, not bloodstains. Calleigh obediently fetches the luminol from her bag and sprays the Six Deadly Office Supplies. How on earth did the killer use that pencil sharpener? Calleigh examines the desk and finds The Seventh Deadly Office Supply in the form a tube of super glue as Speedle points out the impression of Whack Job's face on the Xerox machine's document glass, thus explaining the retinal burns. The final piece of evidence recovered is a bit of cotton fluff snagged on the copier. "Who wears cotton sweaters in eighty-degree weather?" The Unspeakable Sack-Faced One asks. Fourteen for sixteen.
Cut to Spineless opening her door to find Speedle with a warrant for her taser. She hesitantly retreats to her bed and retrieves the thing from her purse. It's disguised as a cell phone. "Clever," Speedle smiles after testing it on the lock. Spineless remains impassive, but dude. She is so busted.
B-Plot Of Token's Despair. He's programmed the elements of The Vehicle Of Doom's final ride into the computer, but even with Doug Rancid locked in the trunk, the car in his simulation won't roll into the canal. The Unspeakable Sack-Faced One wonders if it was raining the night Doug Rancid disappeared. Token's all, "D'oh! I'll check the weather report, boss!" "Let's do that," The Unspeakable Sack-Faced One croons. Fifteen for seventeen.
And it's back to the canal with Token and Megan for Kim Delaney's final appearance on CSI: Miami. I wish I could tell you this scene was in any way important, but it's not. Basically, Token and Megan rehash what we already know of Doug Rancid's final wild ride: After parking Larry's car on the embankment in the rain, opening the windows, and popping the emergency brake, Doug attempted to retrieve the Neil Diamond CD from the changer in the trunk before hopping on a city bus with the buck fifty in his pocket. Doug slipped, cracked his head on one of the trunk's bolts, and drowned when the trunk slammed shut and the car plunged into the canal. That's it. That's the entire scene. Well, that along with a thirty-second black-and-white reenactment of what Megan and Token just told us, of course. Happy trails, Megan. Oh, what am I saying? Like I even care.