CSI: Miami
CSI: Miami

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Take A Bite Out Of Crime

Cut to a close-up of an eye encased in a heck of a lot of eye makeup. This must be the Calleigh scene. I wonder if they'll explain the war paint someday -- perhaps Calleigh's always getting accosted by department store makeover artists and she's just a girl who can't say no. Anyway, it's Calleigh looking at a bullet. Horatio comes in and asks, "You got something for me?" Calleigh replies, "I got a question. How did I end up getting less screen time than a prosthetic arm?" Oh, she does not. Horatio engages in a little ballistics humor by saying, "Shoot." Calleigh asks, "How old are you?" "Forty-five," Horatio answers. I take a moment to check IMDB to see if I can confirm this. Oh my God, did someone who hates him put that picture up there? ["Seriously. He looks like that puppet from Tales from the Crypt." -- Sars] Also, Caruso's 46. We find out that the round Alexx dug out of the body was a .45. Horatio and Calleigh agree that the round came from a Colt. Then he zips off.

Holy cow, it's a scene with neither Horatio nor Megan. I...I...I don't know what to do. It's so unfamiliar. Anyway, Speedle and Delko get out of the CSI Humvee and walk over to where a dilapidated boat is listing against a dock. They shake hands with Speedle's new Coast Guard friend, Martin, and Martin tells them that they had "four choppers doing coastline patrol -- got a chopper on an insurance job called it in." The words, they are in English, and yet, I can make neither heads not tails of them. Martin asks, "What kind of boat are you guys looking for?" Speedle replies, "The kind that has blood in it." Well, he's to the point. But that blood could muss Delko's pretty linen shirt.

CSI: Miami

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