Tres Equis: Mr. Felix's Father, Gus, is Luis from Sesame Street! Hola, Luis! He's singing "Always and Forever," for Felix and Lita's mom and ¡Ay, caramba! Put down the duckie, and cover little Elmo's eyes, because his wife Bibi IS NOT MARIA! So Luis has been a polygamist lo these 40 years, and has a secret family on the side? Does no one think of the children? I can't bear it. I'd rather listen to Claire ream Trevor than think of the scandalous implications, so thank Eros she shows up and does just that. During their bickering, which I think wants to be banter, Claire catches Trevor up on the whole bribe twist and they decide to find Nick the Dick and Possible Dick and get to the heart of the matter. Because the episode is almost over, he conveniently walks into Tres Equis, lamenting the fact that he can't find Riley anywhere. Trevor asks if he agreed not to see Riley, and when Nick seems confused, Claire remains solidly in the friend-role and sneers at Nick that it's on video and Riley saw it. Nick laughs and we jump to...

The Town Car: Greyson Davis sleeps as his driver takes him and his daughter away from her new identity, life and love. She then gets a text message that reads: "Did you watch the whole video?" D'oh. She takes Daddy's laptop out of his bag and does just that, because he has the funds to purchase a briefcase video camera, but can't afford to hire a middle-school student to edit the film for him. And so this time Riley watches past the point when Nick signs the document. She sees Strathmore pick it up to inspect, and Davis signs the check while he blathers about how this is in everyone's best interests. Then Strathmore reads, "Joe King." Greyson grabs the document and reads the same thing, but doesn't pause so much between words. "You're JoeKing?" They wait a beat in case you are too slow to get the joking pun, and then Nick says, "Yes, I am. Put away your checkbook, Mr. Davis. You don't have enough money to keep me away from your daughter." Riley's eyes fill with tears, as she takes a sidelong glance at her sleeping, meddlesome old man, and we cut to...